Tag Archive for 'election'

Speaking Of Obama Voters

Here are some out for a night on the town in Hollywood.

It’s probably not constitutional, but we seriously need some sort of competency test before we allow people like this to vote. Maybe we need an amendment.

Hat Tip: Jim

How Obama Got Elected

Wow, this pretty much speaks for itself:

A glaringly obvious example of the failure of the mainstream media to do even the slightest vetting of Obama. And they had two years to do it. Just to show those people were not just a few hand-picked seriously under-informed voters, they cite a Zogby poll of Obama voters that pretty much shows the same results:

512 Obama Voters 11/13/08-11/15/08 MOE +/- 4.4 points

97.1% High School Graduate or higher, 55% College Graduates

Results to 12 simple Multiple Choice Questions

57.4% could NOT correctly say which party controls congress (50/50 shot just by guessing)

81.8% could NOT correctly say Joe Biden quit a previous campaign because of plagiarism (25% chance by guessing)

82.6% could NOT correctly say that Barack Obama won his first election by getting opponents kicked off the ballot (25% chance by guessing)

88.4% could NOT correctly say that Obama said his policies would likely bankrupt the coal industry and make energy rates skyrocket (25% chance by guessing)

56.1% could NOT correctly say Obama started his political career at the home of two former members of the Weather Underground (25% chance by guessing).

And yet…..

Only 13.7% failed to identify Sarah Palin as the person on which their party spent $150,000 in clothes

Only 6.2% failed to identify Palin as the one with a pregnant teenage daughter

And 86.9 % thought that Palin said that she could see Russia from her "house," even though that was Tina Fey who said that!!

Only 2.4% got at least 11 correct.

Only .5% got all of them correct. (And we "gave" one answer that was technically not Palin, but actually Tina Fey)

I guess Neal Boortz is right. Stupid people vote Democrat.

Get Your War On

This is pretty damned funny.

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It Wouldn’t Be An Election Without The County Map

Once again, it’s REALLY red.

2008 Election Map

Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are

Pure Genius.

Mourning In America

Well, things didn’t go my way. Obviously. But I’ll have plenty of blog fodder over the next four years, that’s for sure.

At least there were several local issues that went my way. English is now the official language in my state! And Proposition 8 passed in California, so no more gay marriage there.

It took four years of Carter to get Reagan and two years of Clinton to get control of the House and Senate. Things aren’t as bad as they seem. I just hope 0bama doesn’t screw things up as bad as Jimmy Carter did.

Republican Observers Access Denied In New Hampshire

Lawsuit filed.

The New Hampshire Republican State Committee is filing a lawsuit against the New Hampshire Secretary of State, William Gardner, claiming that Republican election officials are purposefuly [sic] being kept away from new registration tables. Both Republicans and Democrats appoint election officials to ensure that neither party tries to tamper with votes or registration.

“The problem is that our observers in the polling places have been denied reasonable access to the same-day registration tables,” said GOP attorney James Merrill told the Union Leader moments ago.

What is it that they don’t want the Republicans to see? If this were an isolated incident, that would be one thing. But when it’s systemic

Vote As Often As You Want

As long as it’s for Obama…

Tim Robbins Didn’t Get To Vote

When an ordinary person goes to the poll and finds out that they’re not on the voter rolls when they should be, they take the provisional ballot, fill it out, and move along. What happens when it’s a pompous, arrogant jerk? Well, he started screaming at the poll workers and accusing them of trying to intimidate him so he wouldn’t vote. So the poll workers had to call the cops on him.

Dear Clueless Idiot: If you’re not on the list, you’re not on the list. Screaming at the poll workers (who have nothing to do with who’s on the list) is just stupid.

Asshole.

Sorry, You Have That Wrong

Hey Josh, I doubt the Black Panthers wielding night sticks at polling places in Philly are Republicans…