Comedy Gold From Hardees

This is hilarious!

House Passes “Global Warming” Bill

Sigh. The largest tax increase on everyone in America was passed, and no one has even read the damned thing.

Democrats narrowly passed historic climate and energy legislation Friday evening that would transform the country’s economy and industrial landscape.

 

But the all-hands-on-deck effort to protect politically vulnerable Democrats by corralling the minimum number of votes to pass the bill, 219-212, proves that there are limits to President Barack Obama’s ability to use his popularity to push through his legislative agenda. Forty-four Democrats voted against the bill, while just eight Republicans crossed the aisle to back it.

And now, a moment of silence for our liberties.

Thank you.

Fortunately, it looks like the bill will die in the Senate.

New Hosting Provider

I have moved my blog to another hosting provider. I had a few kinks, but overall I think everything’s working. Feel free to leave a comment if you find something is broken.

He’s Barack Obama

This is funny on so many levels.

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Obama Visits Denny’s

Now he’s setting new goals for America.

2Girls 1 Sub

Suddenly, Quizno’s is sounding pretty good.

And You Thought You Were Having A Bad Day

It could be worse. Much worse.

A Taiwanese man became a sitting target for a snake, which bit his penis as he sat on the toilet at his rural home, local media reported today.

“As soon as he sat down, he suddenly felt a knife-like pain and reacted instinctively by standing up,” the China Times said. “When he looked down, he saw the big snake.”

There, now don’t you feel better?

News Anchor Fail

Hello? You’re broadcasting live.

Slap Chop

This is one awesome remix.

You’re gonna love my nuts.

Whoops!