Just your average "Evil" conservative
You find a suspicious briefcase abandoned in a third world country, and you think it might be a bomb. What do you do?
Definitely not what these people did.
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At least the guy with the camera had the sense to keep his distance.
Sure, everyone’s thought of sneaking a parachute on to the Eiffel Tower and jumping off, but only a select few idiots actually attempt it. And a really select few (probably just this guy) get their parachutes caught on the tower as they’re jumping, and have it ripped from their person as they leave the structure.
I wonder what the last thing that went through his mind was? I’m guessing it was the lower deck of the tower two hundred feet below that he smacked into.
Darwin would be proud.
I blogged here about the “whore college” taking place in San Francisco. I found another article on that topic today. Apparently, an IQ over 40 is not a requirement to attend.
?My own personal experience has been negative and positive, as with any job,? said Kymberly Cutter, 36, a mother of two from Tucson who returned to prostitution two years ago to boost her income and regards it as part of a journey in ?personal self-discovery.? Her children, ages 7 and 9, know what she does for a living, she said.
Attention Tuscon police: You have a confessed prostitute living in your city with two children. Please pick her up as soon as possible, and allow her to continue her “personal self-discovery” in a jail cell.
I really feel sorry for those two kids.
Guy wants sex Guy sees what he thinks is a prostitute, but is actually an undercover police officer. Guy has no money. Guy offers steaks for payment. Guy goes to jail. Guy gets his photo posted on the Internet.
Guy is later offered tube steak by other inmate. Other inmate doesn’t take no for an answer.
This guy had a worse one:
On arrival police discovered that the man had caused his own injury by accidentally discharging a firearm into his genitalia.
Oops.
UPDATE: This guy isn’t doing much better…
So say you’re the superintendent of schools, and one of the schools that falls under your supervision has a few bomb threats called in. What to do?
Well, if you’re an idiot, you ban any kind of bag at the school for the rest of the year.
Yeah, make the students lug their entire classload of books around. That’ll show them.
I’m guessing the superintendent went to public school.
I’ve never seen this in person, but people are apparently actually doing this to themselves.
First, you get a bunch of piercings on your back, like so:
Then, once they’re all done, you put a ribbon through them.
Then you tie it up into a lovely bow.
And viola! Everyone can see what an idiot you are. I can’t imagine trying to sleep like that. Oh, and if you don’t like having them in your back, there’s another option.
You could really have fun with someone like that. Say they get drunk and pass out at a party. Put them in a chair, get some rope, and tie them to the chair. Or to a stop sign. Hours of fun!
Pics stolen from here.
UPDATE: I guess if you had enough of those, you could hang from them…
Hat Tip: Dash
What a bunch of morons:
LONDON (AFP) – A red-faced BBC apologised for requesting an interview with Bob Marley, the Jamaican reggae legend who died 24 years ago.
BBC Three, one of the public broadcaster’s digital TV channels, sent an e-mail to the Bob Marley Foundation saying it wanted to do a documentary about his hit song “No Woman No Cry”.
It said the project would involve Marley — who died of cancer in May 1981 at the age of 36 — “spending one or two days with us”, and that “it would only work with some participation from Bob Marley himself”.
Guess that puts the brakes on their documentary.
News of Terri Schiavo’s death hit CBS’s website a little prematurely today:
Surrounded by stuffed animals and medical equipment in her small hospice room in Pinellas Park, Fla., Theresa Marie Schindler Schiavo died TK.
Known as Terri Schiavo, the severely brain damaged Florida woman spent her last months in the glare of the public eye as a few still images and several seconds of video of her repeatedly broadcast around the world. She appeared made up and dressed, although the 41-year-old had not enunciated a word nor made any choices since the 1990 heart attack that left her body and mind ravaged.
Granted, it wasn’t ready for publication and was a draft for when she eventually dies, but the idiots actually had it viewable on their site.
Good job there, guys.
Hat Tip: Glenn Beck
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