Archive for the 'Humor' Category

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Ryan Started The Fire

If you’re a fan of “The Office”, this is just awesome.

Once You Go Black…

Well, you know what they say.

Hil disses Bill

What To Do When You Can’t Find A Drummer

There’s more than one way to skin a cat.

Heh, that tractor keeps pretty good time.

TMI, Lady

How does she know this?

Say What You Want About George Bush

But at least he never had to be rushed to the hospital after being attacked… by a poodle.

Former French president Jacques Chirac was rushed to hospital after being mauled by his own ‘clinically depressed’ pet dog.

The 76-year-old statesman was savaged by his white Maltese dog – which suffers from frenzied fits and is being treated with anti-depressants.

The animal, named Sumo, had become increasingly violent over the past years and was prone to making ‘vicious, unprovoked attacks’, Chirac’s wife Bernadette said.

There are so many French jokes there, I don’t even know where to begin.

Maybe Ice Skating Isn’t All That Bad To Watch

As long as you have wardrobe malfunctions

Picture after the jump (NSFW).

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Man sprays ‘toilet-papering’ teens with fox urine

Well, that’s one way to keep those meddling kids off your property.

WILLMAR, Minn. (AP) – A 50-year-old man told authorities he was fed up with teens toilet-papering his house during homecoming week. This year, he decided to defend his property—with a squirt gun filled with fox urine.

Now, Scott Wagar is in trouble with the law. He pleaded not guilty on Wednesday in Kandiyohi County District Court to misdemeanor assault and other charges. He was released on personal recognizance.

What I want to know is just how in the hell does one acquire fox urine?

Temper Temper

Things go wrong sometimes. It’s not usually appropriate to start screaming obscenities when they do. Especially if you’re near a live microphone on a news show.

Hat Tip: Jawa Report

Leon, Take Your Break At 2:00

This is awesome!

Speaking Of Obama Voters

Here are some out for a night on the town in Hollywood.

It’s probably not constitutional, but we seriously need some sort of competency test before we allow people like this to vote. Maybe we need an amendment.

Hat Tip: Jim