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Disappointing

Evilwhiteguy — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 06:22:58 +0000

Longhorns lose. But they did pretty good considering they basically had no quaterback. Well, there’s always next year.

New Hosting Provider

Evilwhiteguy — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 17:02:25 +0000

I have moved my blog to another hosting provider. I had a few kinks, but overall I think everything’s working. Feel free to leave a comment if you find something is broken.

2Girls 1 Sub

Evilwhiteguy — Thu, 21 May 2009 22:20:00 +0000

Suddenly, Quizno’s is sounding pretty good.

Test Post From My iPhone

Evilwhiteguy — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 02:20:44 +0000

Just testing, nothing to see here. Move along.

What To Do When You Can’t Find A Drummer

Evilwhiteguy — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 05:08:22 +0000

There’s more than one way to skin a cat.

Heh, that tractor keeps pretty good time.

I Don’t Believe It

Evilwhiteguy — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 04:47:03 +0000

Rappers committing crimes? Say it isn’t so.

PHOENIX — Rapper DMX was sentenced to 90 days in jail Friday for convictions of theft, drug-possession and animal-cruelty charges.

DMX, whose real name is Earl Simmons, also was placed on at least 18 months’ supervised probation by Maricopa County Superior Court Commissioner Phemonia Miller.

What is the world coming to?

That Is Just No Way To Die

Evilwhiteguy — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 03:06:11 +0000

I can think of about 1000 other ways I’d rather go.

An Australian woman accused of setting her husband’s genitals on fire because she thought he was having an affair has been charged with murder.
Prosecutors said 44-year-old Rajini Narayan confessed to neighbors that she set her husband on fire on Dec. 8, 2008, after she saw him hug another woman.
She was initially charged with endangering life and arson but the charges were upgraded to murder after her 47-year-old husband, Satish Narayan, died from his injuries last week.

Wow, that’s just nuts.

How Not To Get Laid

Evilwhiteguy — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 01:37:10 +0000

Seriously, if any woman ever sees you in something like this. it’s over.

Some People Just Shouldn’t Have Children

Evilwhiteguy — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 18:22:58 +0000

For starters, people who name their children Adolf Hitler:

EASTON, Pa. – A supermarket is defending itself for refusing to a write out 3-year-old Adolf Hitler Campbell’s name on his birthday cake.
Deborah Campbell, 25, of nearby Hunterdon County, N.J., said she phoned in her order last week to the Greenwich ShopRite. When she told the bakery department she wanted her son’s name spelled out, she was told to talk to a supervisor, who denied the request.
Karen Meleta, a ShopRite spokeswoman, said the store denied similar requests from the Campbells the last two years, including a request for a swastika.
“We reserve the right not to print anything on the cake that we deem to be inappropriate,” Meleta said. “We considered this inappropriate.”

Good for the ShopRite. That’s just freakin’ unbelievable.

Guy "Accidentally" Shoots Wife During Sex

Evilwhiteguy — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 19:17:12 +0000

Maybe he knows Plaxico…

A Tri-State woman is in critical condition Wednesday after police say her husband shot her while they were having sex.
Timothy Havens, 38, told Springfield police he was reaching for something on the nightstand when the pistol went off, hitting his estranged wife Carolyn in the upper chest.

WTF? It also says she had taken a protection order out against him earlier this year, and he wasn’t supposed to be anywhere near her in the first place. I call bullshit on that story.