Just Your Average "Evil" Conservativehttp://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/Default.aspxEvilwhiteguyhttp://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/Default.aspxSubtext2007-10-12T08:53:37Zhttp://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/10/12/3905.aspx2007-10-12T14:54:00-06:002007-10-12T08:54:00Z<p>For today, it's:</p> <p>Manbearpig</p> <p><img height="315" alt="Manbearpig" src="http://www.evilwhiteguy.com/blog/images/manbearpig.jpg" width="420" border="0" /></p> <p>I think <a href="http://www.dailygut.com/?i=3365">Treacher</a> puts it best:</p> <p>Past winners of the Nobel Peace Prize include Jimmy Carter, Kofi Annan, and Yasser Arafat. In other news, the Nobel Parenting Prize was awarded to Britney Spears, while Stephen Hawking and Rosie O'Donnell picked up the Nobel Breakdancing Prize and the Nobel Being Sane and Looking Good Naked Prize, respectively. </p><img src ="http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/aggbug/3905.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" />http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/09/05/3903.aspx2007-09-06T00:35:00-06:002007-09-05T18:35:00Z<p>I'm never flying on <a href="http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSEIC47086020070905?feedType=RSS&amp;feedName=oddlyEnoughNews&amp;rpc=22&amp;sp=true">this</a> airline...</p><img src ="http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/aggbug/3903.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" />http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/08/28/3902.aspx2007-08-29T01:23:00-06:002007-08-28T19:30:00Z<embed name="index" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" src="http://www.liveleak.com/player.swf" width="450" height="370" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" scale="showall" flashvars="autostart=false&amp;token=2cf_1188296237"></embed><img src ="http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/aggbug/3902.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" />http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/08/21/3901.aspx2007-08-21T15:44:00-06:002007-08-28T19:24:00Z<p><img height="584" alt="Flash" src="http://www.evilwhiteguy.com/blog/images/flash.jpg" width="365" border="0" /></p><img src ="http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/aggbug/3901.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" />http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/08/05/3900.aspx2007-08-06T02:20:00-06:002007-08-05T20:20:00Z<p>Oy vay!</p> <p><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/xSY9Pv9aS08" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/xSY9Pv9aS08" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object></p><img src ="http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/aggbug/3900.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" />http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/08/02/3899.aspx2007-08-03T01:05:00-06:002007-08-02T19:05:00Z<p>Seen at a local Quik Trip...</p> <p><img height="480" src="http://www.evilwhiteguy.com/blog/images/gaswine.jpg" width="640" border="0" /></p><img src ="http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/aggbug/3899.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" />http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/08/01/3898.aspx2007-08-02T01:14:00-06:002007-08-01T19:14:00Z<p>That'll teach him not to rob any more 7-11's...</p> <p><object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="450" height="370" wmode="transparent" data="http://www.liveleak.com/player.swf?autostart=false&amp;token=403_1185268268"><param name="movie" value="http://www.liveleak.com/player.swf?autostart=false&amp;token=403_1185268268" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="quality" value="high" /></object></p><img src ="http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/aggbug/3898.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" />http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/07/31/3896.aspx2007-07-31T16:08:00-06:002007-07-31T10:08:00Z<p>Apparently, it's someone who wishes they were James Bond, if he had been filmed with cheezy 80's effects.</p> <p> <object height="350" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1J_hVS9vBJU" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1J_hVS9vBJU" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object></p><img src ="http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/aggbug/3896.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" />http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/07/12/3895.aspx2007-07-13T00:54:00-06:002007-07-12T18:54:00Z<p><a href="http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/news/nation/stories/DN-peace_12nat.ART.State.Edition1.43b8067.html">This </a>is classic. Hey, if a terrorist can win a Nobel Peace Prize...</p> <blockquote dir="ltr" style="MARGIN-RIGHT: 0px"> <p>Nobel Peace Prize winner Betty Williams of Ireland apologized Thursday after telling a Dallas audience a day earlier that she “could kill George Bush.” </p></blockquote><img src ="http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/aggbug/3895.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" />http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/07/03/3894.aspx2007-07-03T13:46:00-06:002007-07-03T07:46:00Z<p>Which is driving the libs <a href="http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/C/CIA_LEAK_QUOTES?SITE=7219&amp;SECTION=HOME&amp;TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&amp;CTIME=2007-07-02-20-24-17">bananas</a>. They seem to have very short memories. This wasn't even a pardon, just a commutation of the 30-month prison stint. He still has to pay the $250,000 fine, unless Bush issues a full pardon. For comparison, here is a <a href="http://www.usdoj.gov/pardon/clintonpardon_grants.htm">list</a> of everyone Clinton pardoned.</p> <p>In fact, Libby was sentenced to prison for doing something that Clinton himself did, lying under oath. I didn't see him serve any time.</p><img src ="http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/aggbug/3894.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" />http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/06/20/3892.aspx2007-06-20T23:29:00-06:002007-06-20T17:29:00Z<p>I guess there are <a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19335109/">worse </a>ways...</p> <blockquote dir="ltr" style="MARGIN-RIGHT: 0px"> <p>COLUMBIA, S.C. - Police on Wednesday were investigating how a naked couple fell 50 feet from the roof of an office building to their deaths.</p> <p>The bodies were found on the road by a passing cabdriver around 5 a.m. Wednesday.</p> <p>Clothing was discovered on the roof of the four-story building, leading authorities to suspect the man and woman, in their early 20s, may have been having sex. Their identities were not released.</p></blockquote> <p dir="ltr">Darwin strikes again.</p><img src ="http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/aggbug/3892.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" />http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/06/11/3891.aspx2007-06-11T16:12:00-06:002007-06-11T10:12:00Z<p>Boy, did he unload on Harry Reid. <a href="http://hotair.com/archives/2007/06/10/video-dennis-miller-goes-nuclear-on-harry-reid/">Click</a> to watch...</p><img src ="http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/aggbug/3891.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" />http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/06/08/3889.aspx2007-06-09T04:52:00-06:002007-06-08T22:52:00Z<p>Paris Hilton, after being released from jail prematurely,was sent back. Crying and screaming for her mommy...</p> <p>Awww, too bad. She actually has to face the same consequences as the rest of us. Boo Hoo.</p> <p><img hspace="4" src="http://ak.imgfarm.com/images/ap/Aptopix_Paris_Hilton.sff_CAMW101_20070608155230.jpg" vspace="4" border="0" /></p><img src ="http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/aggbug/3889.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" />http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/06/06/3888.aspx2007-06-07T00:44:00-06:002007-06-06T18:44:00Z<p>Then again, Chris Mattews isn't very good at that, either...</p> <p><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/VOVaGWDP8KQ" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/VOVaGWDP8KQ" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object></p><img src ="http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/aggbug/3888.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" />http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/05/30/3887.aspx2007-05-31T02:56:00-06:002007-05-30T20:56:00Z<p>Pull out? Unthinkable.</p> <p><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/zNawbuG4mTg" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/zNawbuG4mTg" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object></p><img src ="http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/aggbug/3887.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" />http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/05/25/3886.aspx2007-05-25T18:53:00-06:002007-05-25T12:53:00Z<p>Hey, that's what she called herself...</p> <p><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/rpEH6CWvqR4" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/rpEH6CWvqR4" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object></p><img src ="http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/aggbug/3886.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" />http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/05/25/3885.aspx2007-05-25T18:51:00-06:002007-05-25T12:51:00Z<p>Ham Nation style. You know, with Peeps.</p> <p><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/HBym3YRXybs" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/HBym3YRXybs" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object></p><img src ="http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/aggbug/3885.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" />http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/05/23/3884.aspx2007-05-23T15:20:00-06:002007-05-23T09:20:00Z<p>Or so they'd like you to believe...</p> <p> <object height="350" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/6E0D-S4MTdY" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/6E0D-S4MTdY" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object></p><img src ="http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/aggbug/3884.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" />http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/04/23/3881.aspx2007-04-24T04:09:00-06:002007-04-23T22:09:00Z<p>But it's so damned funny...</p> <p><embed name="index" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" src="http://www.liveleak.com/player.swf" width="450" height="370" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" scale="showall" flashvars="autostart=false&amp;token=cb5_1177378417"></embed></p><img src ="http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/aggbug/3881.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" />http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2007/04/23/3880.aspx2007-04-23T13:39:00-06:002007-04-23T07:39:00Z<p>With people like Sheryl Crow <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/04/21/AR2007042101385_pf.html" target="_blank"><font color="#003399">saying</font></a> things like, "I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting", I decided to pass on the celebrations. I don't need the police in my bathroom counting my toilet paper squares, thank you very much. Sheryl Crow is <em>soooo</em> 1984.</p> <p>Did you ever notice that Earth Day also happens to be on Vladimir Lenin's birthday? Coincidence? I think not.</p><img src ="http://evilwhiteguy.com/blog/aggbug/3880.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" />