Michelle Malkin has the goods on the UNITY conference, and exposes it for the load of crap that it is. Here's a taste:

The Asian-American Journalists Association will complain about the lack of Asian-American male television news anchors. The National Association of Hispanic Journalists will attack the radio industry for not hiring enough Hispanic on-air personalities. The National Association of Black Journalists will lambaste newspaper publishers for not hiring enough black editors. And the Native American Journalists Association will grumble about the Washington Redskins

 In response, journalists of non-color will engage in obligatory self-flagellation. They'll promise to put more photos of minorities on the front pages of their papers. They'll vow to add more ethnic flavor to their airwaves. They'll step up racial sensitivity training. And they'll loudly proclaim their commitment to ensuring "diversity."

And speaking of media diversity, Michelle has come up with a handy-dandy media diversity test:

So, alas, I won't be joining UNITY's illusion of inclusion this year. No hard feelings. But I am hoping that some venturesome journalist will pass along my Media Diversity Test to the multicultural masses at UNITY. Test-takers get five points for every statement they mark "YES."

 1. I have never voted for a Democrat in my life.

 2. I think my taxes are too high.

 3. I supported Bill Clinton's impeachment.

 4. I voted for President Bush in 2000.

 5. I am a gun owner.

 6. I support school voucher programs.

 7. I oppose condom distribution in public schools.

 8. I oppose bilingual education.

 9. I oppose gay marriage.

 10. I want Social Security privatized.

 11. I believe racial profiling at airports is common sense.

 12. I shop at Wal-Mart.

 13. I enjoy talk radio.

 14. I am annoyed when news editors substitute the phrase "undocumented person" for "illegal alien."

 15. I do not believe the phrase "a chink in the armor" is offensive.

 16. I eat meat.

 17. I believe O.J. Simpson was guilty.

 18. I cheered when I learned that Saddam Hussein had been captured.

 19. I cry when I hear "Proud To Be an American" by Lee Greenwood.

 20. I don't believe The New York Times.

Good, job, Michelle.