Ok, what's the deal with all these wackos getting naked to show support for their causes? First there's this story from CNN about half-naked PETA members protesting the running of the bulls in Madrid. I've got an idea for them. Instead of protesting in Madrid, how about motoring on down to Pamplona where the bulls actually are, get naked, and go up to the bulls and offer your support? I'm sure the bulls would appreciate it.

Then there's Macy Gray, who decided to do a concert in the nude. (In the photo, a chair is blocks out most of her. The link is safe for work, but I'm warning you, you might not want to see it. I saw it, and my eyeballs were so traumatized that they ran for cover. They're currently residing in my nostrils. Have you ever noticed how difficult it is to carry on a conversation with someone when your eyes are in your nose? Women immediately assume I'm staring at their breasts, but really, my neck is just so sore, I can't tilt my head back anymore. What was I talking about? Oh yeah...)

And last but certainly not least is this story from Oslo, where a couple got up on stage where Kristopher Schau and his band (I'm not making this up) Cumshots were performing, took off all their clothes, and proceeded to get it on. According to the story, they are members of a group called “F*** for Forest”. They say they have sex in public to put focus on the rain forest.

Maybe I'm just getting older, but what the hell is with these moonbats? What makes these people think that just because they get naked, people are going to pay attention to them? Maybe it's because every time they do the media covers it. Then people blog about it, giving them even more attention. Wait a minute... Dammit, I'm enabling them! Ok, that's it, end of post.

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