Monthly Archive for December, 2008

How Not To Get Laid

Seriously, if any woman ever sees you in something like this. it’s over.


Federally Subsidized Black Renters = Higher Crime

Wow, I can’t even believe the AP even filed this story.

As more and more black renters began moving into this mostly white San Francisco Bay Area suburb a few years ago, neighbors started complaining about loud parties, mean pit bulls, blaring car radios, prostitution, drug dealing and muggings of schoolchildren.

In 2006, as the influx reached its peak, the police department formed a special crime-fighting unit to deal with the complaints, and authorities began cracking down on tenants in federally subsidized housing.

So now Antioch (the suburb in the story) is getting sued for racial discrimination? What a bunch of BS. If the black people moving in are causing the crime, cracking down on them isn’t discrimination, it’s enforcing the law. At some point, all this political correctness BS has got to go before society completely collapses here.

UPDATE: It occurred to me that if this story took place in a primarily conservative area, the local racists would be the focus of the story, but since the locals there are all liberals, well, that’s a different story.

Barack The Magic Negro

Ok, so let me get this straight. A black, gay, liberal LA Times columnist writes a column calling Barack Obama a “magic negro”, Rush Limbaugh picks up on that and makes fun of it with with a Paul Shanklin song parody.

Then Chip Saltsman gives out copies of a Paul Shanklin cd for Christmas that happen to have that parody on it, and he’s a racist? Wow. The ignorance of some in this country never ceases to amaze me.

Well, At Least She Got What She Wished For

This is the most fucked up Christmas story. Ever.

PHARR, Texas —  A 9-year-old girl’s letter to Santa Claus asking that a relative stop touching her and her sister has led to the arrest of a 55-year-old Pharr man on charges of continuous sexual abuse of a young child, according to a newspaper report.

Andres Enrique Cantu, 55, of Pharr, remained in the Hidalgo County Jail Monday night after his arrest Friday. His bond was set at $100,000. It wasn’t immediately clear if Cantu had an attorney.

Rot in hell, asshole. Maybe you’ll be writing letters to Santa asking for the inmates to stop ass raping you. I doubt he’ll grant your wish.

Some People Just Shouldn’t Have Children

For starters, people who name their children Adolf Hitler:

EASTON, Pa. – A supermarket is defending itself for refusing to a write out 3-year-old Adolf Hitler Campbell’s name on his birthday cake.

Deborah Campbell, 25, of nearby Hunterdon County, N.J., said she phoned in her order last week to the Greenwich ShopRite. When she told the bakery department she wanted her son’s name spelled out, she was told to talk to a supervisor, who denied the request.

Karen Meleta, a ShopRite spokeswoman, said the store denied similar requests from the Campbells the last two years, including a request for a swastika.

“We reserve the right not to print anything on the cake that we deem to be inappropriate,” Meleta said. “We considered this inappropriate.”

Good for the ShopRite. That’s just freakin’ unbelievable.

Man sprays ‘toilet-papering’ teens with fox urine

Well, that’s one way to keep those meddling kids off your property.

WILLMAR, Minn. (AP) – A 50-year-old man told authorities he was fed up with teens toilet-papering his house during homecoming week. This year, he decided to defend his property—with a squirt gun filled with fox urine.

Now, Scott Wagar is in trouble with the law. He pleaded not guilty on Wednesday in Kandiyohi County District Court to misdemeanor assault and other charges. He was released on personal recognizance.

What I want to know is just how in the hell does one acquire fox urine?


Although the global warming Chicken Little types will tell you that there is no debate that humans are causing global warming (despite the fact the temps peaked back in 2001 and have since cooled off), 650 scientists currently meeting in Poland would beg to differ. Here’s some of what they have to say on the subject.

“I am a skeptic…Global warming has become a new religion.” – Nobel Prize Winner for Physics, Ivar Giaever.  

“The [global warming] scaremongering has its justification in the fact that it is something that generates funds.” – Award-winning Paleontologist Dr. Eduardo Tonni, of the Committee for Scientific Research in Buenos Aires and head of the Paleontology Department at the University of La Plata. (Ain’t that the truth?)

“For how many years must the planet cool before we begin to understand that the planet is not warming? For how many years must cooling go on?" – Geologist Dr. David Gee the chairman of the science committee of the 2008 International Geological Congress who has authored 130 plus peer reviewed papers, and is currently at Uppsala University in Sweden.

The conference is being held to dispute the findings of the UN on global warming. It looks like people are finally starting to wise up to this eco-crap.

Temper Temper

Things go wrong sometimes. It’s not usually appropriate to start screaming obscenities when they do. Especially if you’re near a live microphone on a news show.

Hat Tip: Jawa Report

Leon, Take Your Break At 2:00

This is awesome!

Guy "Accidentally" Shoots Wife During Sex

Maybe he knows Plaxico…

A Tri-State woman is in critical condition Wednesday after police say her husband shot her while they were having sex.

Timothy Havens, 38, told Springfield police he was reaching for something on the nightstand when the pistol went off, hitting his estranged wife Carolyn in the upper chest.

WTF? It also says she had taken a protection order out against him earlier this year, and he wasn’t supposed to be anywhere near her in the first place. I call bullshit on that story.