Monthly Archive for August, 2006

The Aristocrats – South Park Style

If you’re easily offended, this one isn’t for you. If not, then go ahead and enjoy Cartman’s version of The Aristocrats joke.

God Bless My Alma Mater

They’re now the top party school in the nation.

Sniff… ah the memories…

How Sweet

The troops are taking photos of the insurgents…

Smile!

A Little Nomenclature

How To Drive Traffic To Your Blog

Well, you could toil away, day after day, blah, blah, blah, like most blogging tipsters advise.

But if you’re looking for a shortcut, you could perhaps just make a really obnoxiously self-absorbed post like this chick did, then just watch the stats pile up.

I can see what Ace means when he says she kind of looks like Rudy Guliani in drag…

New Pez Dispenser

Bill Clinton Pez Dispenser

Do As I Say

From Drudge this morning:

Illinois Senator Barack Obama warns citizens at his 50th Town Hall meeting about gas guzzling, WPSD-TV reports.

It was among many points made to the standing room only audience at the Metropolis Community Center. Obama spoke on everything from DC politics to global warming.

He says part of the blame for the world’s higher temperatures rests on gas guzzling vehicles. Obama says consumers can make the difference by switching to higher mileage hybrids.

Today the Senator said, “It would save more energy, do more for the environment and create better world security than all the drilling we could do in Alaska.”

“After the meeting… Obama left in a GMC Envoy after admitting to favoring SUV’s himself,” claimed local News Channel 6.

Way to go, Obama.

Talk About Letting Yourself Go

Guess who this is:

Guess Who?

No, it’s not the old hag from “Throw Mama From The Train”, it’s…

Barbara Streisand.

Yeesh, that’s disgusting.

Guest Post

A friend, who happens to be blogless, sent me this and asked me if I’d post it for him:

So I am on my way to work and traffic is slowed up cause this lady has hit a deer. Now as I pass I see the deer isn’t dead (well actually it is, it just hasn’t figured it out yet) and it is just lying there in the street with it’s entrails out and clearly suffering. Now I am carrying my .45 and could easily pull over and end this and put the poor animal out of his misery.
But then it hits me, if I walk up and pull out my .45 in the middle of a crowded street I am opening myself up to many “bad” things. I mean, given the liberal nature of this town, I can just see some mom with her 5 year old in the minivan watching me blow away bambi and presto I am being summoned to civil court for mental anguish. Or worse yet, the shot goes through the poor animal and ricochets through some window of an office and zings by some cubicle and now it’s criminal court for attempted manslaughter.
So what do I do, I just keep on drivin’ just like the rest of the heard and do nothing. So now it’s buggin’ me that I had the power to do something good that clearly needed to be done to spare this poor animal but I did not, could not, because this country has become so politically correct, paranoid, and so afraid to do anything that we are literally forced to do nothing. And that sadly reminds me of the quote from Edmund Burke: “The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing”.
I am just starting to wonder if it’s not too late to undue what we have done………
My $.02

Given the fact that you are in Travis County, you probably made the right choice, you would definitely have ended up spending thousands of dollars on a lawyer to defend yourself from the myriad charges they would likely have thrown at you.

It is the home of Ronnie Earle, after all.

Bob Hope Has It Figured Out