Monthly Archive for April, 2006

How Did I Miss This News?

Seems there were an incident at this year’s White House egg roll…


God Bless Those Little Commies

It seems that when your economy finally picks up, and you’re able to eat nutritious meals, your boobs get bigger. You know, like in China.


Bra producers have been forced to offer bigger cup sizes in China because improved nutrition means women are busting previous chest measurements.

The Hong Kong-based lingerie firm Embry Group no longer produces A-cups for larger chest circumferences and has increased production of C-, D- and E-cup bras to meet demand.


Yeah baby, yeah!

Here’s Some Interesting Reading

How Gas Prices Work.


Or, why it’s not the evil, greedy oil companies aren’t driving the gas prices up.

Billary Clinton

Billary


Creepy, huh?

Redneck Lawnmower

Redneck Lawnmower

Condoleezza

This is rich. I heard Boortz talking about it this morning. Seems a test question on a math exam at Bellevue Community College went something like this:


“Condoleezza holds a watermelon just over the edge of the roof of the 300-foot Federal Building, and tosses it up with a velocity of 20 feet per second.” The question went on to ask when the watermelon will hit the ground, based on a formula provided.


The Condoleezza in the question has no last name, but it seems pretty clear who is being depicted. The college is keeping a lid on which professor was responsible for the question, but it’s a college professor, right? Which means there’s a really good chance he or she is a lib.


How insensitive can you be? That’s a racist stereotype. Plus, if the stereotype was true, why in the hell would Condoleezza be throwing away a perfectly good watermelon, anyway?

Hanging Out

This weekend marked the beginning of the Kansas City Jubilee, a local independent film festival. So I decided to venture out and see what the locals were up to. I saw a few shorts, then a feature-length movie called “Cadaverella”. A charming zombieesque movie where a girl is killed by some scumbag, then comes back to life for revenge.


Of course, she was having sex with the guy when he killed her and buried her body, so when she crawled up out of the ground, she was naked. Now I’ve seen nudity in film before, no big deal. However, I’ve never experienced seeing the nudity with the girl who is naked on the screen sitting a few seats away yelling “Don’t look, Mom!”, so that was something.


After the film, there was a reception at a local jazz joint. I didn’t get out of the movie until about 12:30, and got to the reception at around 1:00. I figured they would close soon, so I would just hang out, have a few beers, and enjoy some jazz.


So I’m sitting there with some friends, and Karen Black comes up and sits down at our table. Quite a nice lady. Seems she was going to host a screening of “Five Easy Pieces” the next day.


Well, the next thing I know, it’s 5:00AM, and the band is still playing, and the bar is still open. Despite that, I decided to call it a night, or morning, as the case was, I hadn’t been out that late in quite some time.


Now that’s my kind of bar, I’ll definitely be going back there again.

Git R Done

I went to see Larry The Cable Guy Health Inspector tonight. So here’s my brief movie review.


If you like Larry The Cable Guy, you’ll love this movie.


If you don’t like Larry The Cable Guy… then what the hell are you doing going to a movie starring Larry The Cable Guy?


You dumbass.