Monthly Archive for December, 2005

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Today Is The First Day Of The Rest Of Your Life

Well, maybe not for Tookie Williams. Splash one murderous thug.

I’ve Worked With People Like This

Dilbert

They Actually Make That?

This week’s rental from Avis is a Chevy Cobalt, which I’ve never even heard of. What I find odd, though, is that the car is burnt orange in color.


Being a graduate of the University of Texas, I can deal with the color for a week, but I certainly wouldn’t buy a car that color.

Here’s Your Sign

Bill Engvall has a song called “Here’s Your Sign” about how stupid people should wear signs indicating that they’re stupid. Great song. What’s even better is that he remade the song with a Christmas theme.


Enjoy.

Man, It’s Cold Here

So I’m travelling currently, and they said on the radio this morning that the temperature was one. For me, that’s damned cold. Tonight is only supposed to get down to about eight or so. It’s nine right now. They’re also saying to expect about five inches of snow tomorrow. Great.


All the talk on the local AM stations is about how freaky the weather is, that it’s about twenty degrees colder than average, and record lows are being set all over the place.


Global warming my ass, it’s freezing here.

You Know You’re Career’s Going Places When…

People can get your new CD for $7.95 with the purchase of three greeting cards.


I guess you could say your career is “Already Gone”.

About Those Nokia Commercials

First, the one with the guy singing the theme to “The Dukes of Hazzard”.


DORK!!!


Second, the chick who talks about deleting the phone number of the guy she just broke up with from her cell phone.


Lady, you should consider yourself lucky you even had a boyfriend. Sheesh.


Maybe she was dating the Dukes of Hazzard guy. Wouldn’t surprise me.

Ronald MacDonald Charged In Wendy’s Theft

I shit you not.

Need To Do Some Linkage

I’m getting lots of hits from search engines for Christmas song parodies. I need to work on getting a list of past posts together for said searchers. Maybe tomorrow…

When Sex Offenders Design Kiddie Rides

Sex Offender Ride