People have many different ways to display their Christmas spririt this time of year, some more tasteful than others. Here’s a few that just don’t quite make the grade.
First, the guy who took a lighted reindeer and hung it from a tree. But he didn’t stop there. No, had already been done. He decided to add a well-placed string of red lights to enhance the effect.
But that’s nothing compared to the guy in New York who thought that it would be a good idea to have a display in front of his place where Santa had brutally decapitated a bunch of dolls.
Isn’t that just lovely?
And lastly, the guy in Rhode Island who decided that he would start a new tradition, and use larger-than-life images of Paris Hilton to decorate his lawn.
I question his taste in women, but I guess it could have been worse. Then again, she did make it to the top of PETA’s worst-dressed list this year, maybe she’s not all that bad after all.
UPDATE: Apparently the head of the “Bloody Santa” has been, um…, headnapped by a group calling themselves “The 7th Avenue Boys for a Merry Christmas”. They claim they’re holding the head hostage until the owner writes “I am sorry for being a bad boy” 1,000 times.
UPDATE II: This just in, a rampaging mob of 40 men dressed up as Santa Claus, most of them intoxicated, ran amok Saturday through Auckland, New Zealand’s largest city, assaulting security guards, robbing businesses and urinating from highway overpasses.
Man, this stuff just keeps getting weirder and weirder…
UPDATE III: Then there’s the guy who put a Santa Claus in his front yard. Only, Santa’s hands and feet are bound, he’s sporting a blindfold, and hanging by a noose from a tree. How lovely…
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