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There’s a special Merry Christmas for the ACLU over in the sidebar now, which I found over at Stop The ACLU.
There’s wrong, there’s really wrong, then there’s Richard Simmons as a guest on “Whose Line Is It Anyway”.
What’s even funnier is that this aired on the ABC Family network.
I was the winning bidder for a particular item on eBay, however, the auction was ended because I was disqualified. Imagine that.
The fears of sleeping with a stranger have finally been alleviated for actress Carmen Electra, as the man, whose offer was one of the highest in an online bidding for a date with the sexy beauty, has been disqualified.
The former Baywatch star, who is married to rocker Dave Navarro, recently offered her fans to buy the chance to take her out, on the internet auction site eBay.com, but she now regrets being so crazy, as the huge amounts of cash that were bid for a date with her, left her highly concerned.
“They were bidding for a date with me on eBay, which was kind of weird, but the money went to charity, so I thought it would be a nice thing to do,” Contactmusic quoted her, as saying.
“It went up to some crazy number and I actually felt obligated to, like, sleep with the guy. But I didn’t, because they were disqualified,” she added.
Actually, I’m quite relieved. The mission of the starship Enterprise was to “boldy go where no man has gone before”. In hindsight, to boldly go where Dennis Rodman has been before was beginning to worry me.
So the big news lately is about the wiretapping the Bush administration has been doing in relation to international phone calls involving al Qaeda. Libs are sprouting up all over the place like dandelions saying the taps were “illegal”.
Now they can spout off all they want without knowing any facts to back up their statements if they want. In fact, that seems to be their greatest, and perhaps only, talent. Why let facts get in the way of a good smear campaign? But over at OpionJournal.com, they’ve actually looked into the legality of such wiretaps, and found that the President does have such authority.
The allegation of Presidential law-breaking rests solely on the fact that Mr. Bush authorized wiretaps without first getting the approval of the court established under the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act of 1978. But no Administration then or since has ever conceded that that Act trumped a President’s power to make exceptions to FISA if national security required it. FISA established a process by which certain wiretaps in the context of the Cold War could be approved, not a limit on what wiretaps could ever be allowed.
The courts have been explicit on this point, most recently in In Re: Sealed Case, the 2002 opinion by the special panel of appellate judges established to hear FISA appeals. In its per curiam opinion, the court noted that in a previous FISA case (U.S. v. Truong), a federal “court, as did all the other courts to have decided the issue [our emphasis], held that the President did have inherent authority to conduct warrantless searches to obtain foreign intelligence information.” And further that “we take for granted that the President does have that authority and, assuming that is so, FISA could not encroach on the President’s constitutional power.”
Of course, the Democrats claim to be “looking out for the little guy” and protecting civil liberties. Of course, when Bill Clinton was using Echelon and Carnivore to monitor ”everything from data transfers to cell phones to portable phones to baby monitors to ATMs” used by American citizens during the 90′s to conduct economic espionage against foreign businesses, the outrage was noticeably absent.
Here’s another excerpt from the Opinion Journal piece:
The mere Constitution aside, the evidence is also abundant that the Administration was scrupulous in limiting the FISA exceptions. They applied only to calls involving al Qaeda suspects or those with terrorist ties. Far from being “secret,” key Members of Congress were informed about them at least 12 times, President Bush said yesterday. The two district court judges who have presided over the FISA court since 9/11 also knew about them.
Inside the executive branch, the process allowing the wiretaps was routinely reviewed by Justice Department lawyers, by the Attorney General personally, and with the President himself reauthorizing the process every 45 days. In short, the implication that this is some LBJ-J. Edgar Hoover operation designed to skirt the law to spy on domestic political enemies is nothing less than a political smear.
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As for power without responsibility, nobody beats Congress. Mr. Bush has publicly acknowledged and defended his decisions. But the Members of Congress who were informed about this all along are now either silent or claim they didn’t get the full story. This is why these columns have long opposed requiring the disclosure of classified operations to the Congressional Intelligence Committees. Congress wants to be aware of everything the executive branch does, but without being accountable for anything at all. If Democrats want to continue this game of intelligence and wiretap “gotcha,” the White House should release the names of every Congressman who received such a briefing.
I’m all in favor of that. I’d love to know how many of them going on talking heads shows now were fully cognizant of the events transpiring.
UPDATE: Via Drudge: It seems that not only was Clinton using the same tactics, but Jimmy Carter as well… Oh, the hypocrisy.
CLINTON ADMINISTRATION SECRET SEARCH ON AMERICANS — WITHOUT COURT ORDER
CARTER EXECUTIVE ORDER: ‘ELECTRONIC SURVEILLANCE’ WITHOUT COURT ORDER
Bill Clinton Signed Executive Order that allowed Attorney General to do searches without court approval
Clinton, February 9, 1995: “The Attorney General is authorized to approve physical searches, without a court order”
Jimmy Carter Signed Executive Order on May 23, 1979: “Attorney General is authorized to approve electronic surveillance to acquire foreign intelligence information without a court order.”
WASH POST, July 15, 1994: Extend not only to searches of the homes of U.S. citizens but also — in the delicate words of a Justice Department official — to “places where you wouldn’t find or would be unlikely to find information involving a U.S. citizen… would allow the government to use classified electronic surveillance techniques, such as infrared sensors to observe people inside their homes, without a court order.”
Deputy Attorney General Jamie S. Gorelick, the Clinton administration believes the president “has inherent authority to conduct warrantless searches for foreign intelligence purposes.”
Secret searches and wiretaps of Aldrich Ames’s office and home in June and October 1993, both without a federal warrant.
Did you hear about House Bill 648 that was voted on last Friday? The bill was titled “Expressing the commitment of the House of Representatives to achieving victory in Iraq”. You’d think victory would be something everyone could agree on, right?
Well, think again. 108 members of the House voted against achieving victory. And here’s the shocking part. Everyone who voted against victory was a Democrat.
Ok, I lied, that’s not shocking at all. How’s that for “supporting the troops”?
People have many different ways to display their Christmas spririt this time of year, some more tasteful than others. Here’s a few that just don’t quite make the grade.
First, the guy who took a lighted reindeer and hung it from a tree. But he didn’t stop there. No, had already been done. He decided to add a well-placed string of red lights to enhance the effect.

But that’s nothing compared to the guy in New York who thought that it would be a good idea to have a display in front of his place where Santa had brutally decapitated a bunch of dolls.

Isn’t that just lovely?
And lastly, the guy in Rhode Island who decided that he would start a new tradition, and use larger-than-life images of Paris Hilton to decorate his lawn.

I question his taste in women, but I guess it could have been worse. Then again, she did make it to the top of PETA’s worst-dressed list this year, maybe she’s not all that bad after all.
UPDATE: Apparently the head of the “Bloody Santa” has been, um…, headnapped by a group calling themselves “The 7th Avenue Boys for a Merry Christmas”. They claim they’re holding the head hostage until the owner writes “I am sorry for being a bad boy” 1,000 times.
UPDATE II: This just in, a rampaging mob of 40 men dressed up as Santa Claus, most of them intoxicated, ran amok Saturday through Auckland, New Zealand’s largest city, assaulting security guards, robbing businesses and urinating from highway overpasses.
Man, this stuff just keeps getting weirder and weirder…
UPDATE III: Then there’s the guy who put a Santa Claus in his front yard. Only, Santa’s hands and feet are bound, he’s sporting a blindfold, and hanging by a noose from a tree. How lovely…

Oh, I don’t know. Maybe Burt Reynolds singing Frosty The Snowman.
FROM: Pauline Lewis, Human Resources Director
TO: All Employees
DATE: 5th November
RE: Holiday Party
In no way was yesterday’s memo intended to exclude our Jewish employees. We recognize that Chanukah is an important holiday, which often coincides with Christmas, though unfortunately not this year.
However, from now on we’re calling it our ‘
for your enjoyment.
Happy now?
Happy Holidays to you and your family,
Pauline.
FROM; Pauline Lewis, Human Resources Director
TO: All Employees
DATE: 6th November
RE:
Regarding the note I received from a member of Alcoholics Anonymous requesting a non-drinking table…you didn’t sign your name.
I’m happy to accommodate this request, but if I put a sign on a table that reads, “AA Only”, you wouldn’t be anonymous anymore!!!! How am I supposed to handle this? Somebody?
Forget about the gift exchange, no gift exchange allowed now since the Union Officials feel that $10.00 is too much money and Management believes $10.00 is a little cheap.
NO GIFT EXCHANGE WILL BE ALLOWED.
Pauline
FROM: Pauline Lewis, Human Resources Director
TO: All Employees
Date: 7th November
RE:
What a diverse group we are! I had no idea that December 20th begins the Muslim holy month of Ramadan, which forbids eating and drinking during daylight hours. There goes the party! Seriously, we can appreciate how a
luncheon at this time of year does not accommodate our Muslim employees’ beliefs, perhaps the Grill House can hold off on serving your meal until the end of the party – or else package everything up for you to take home in a
little foil doggy bag. Will that work?
Meanwhile, I’ve arranged for members of Weight Watchers to sit farthest from the dessert buffet and pregnant women will get the table closest to the
toilets, Gays are allowed to sit with each other. Lesbians do not have to sit with gay men; each will have their own table.
Yes, there will be flower arrangements for the gay men’s table too.
To the person asking permission to cross dress – no cross dressing allowed.
We will have booster seats for short people. Low fat food will be available for those on a diet. We cannot control the salt used in the food. We suggest those people with high blood pressure taste the food first. There will be fresh fruits as dessert for Diabetics; the restaurant cannot supply “No Sugar” desserts. Sorry!
Did I miss anything?!?!?!?!?!
Pauline.
FROM: Pauline Lewis, Human Resources Director
TO: All F****** Employees
DATE: 8 November
RE: The ******** Holiday Party.
Vegetarian pricks, I’ve had it with you people!!! We’re going to keep this party at the Grill House whether you like it or not, so you can sit quietly at the table furthest from the “grill of death”, as you so quaintly put it, you’ll get your f****** salad bar, including organic tomatoes, But you know tomatoes have feeling too, They scream when you slice them. I’ve heard them scream. I’m hearing the scream right NOW!!
I hope you all have a rotten holiday, drink, drive and die.
The Bitch from HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FROM: John Bishop – Acting Human Resources Director
DATE: 9th November
RE: Pauline Lewis and Holiday Party
I’m sure I speak for all of us in wishing Pauline Lewis a speedy recovery, and I’ll continue to forward your cards to her.
In the meantime, the Management has decided to cancel our
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