Monthly Archive for November, 2005

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City Planning With A Sense Of Humor

Subdivision


Seems the northwest portion of the area is experiencing some, uh, “growth”.

Overheard On A Recent Southwest Airlines Flight

“In the event that this flight turns into a cruise, your seat bottom cushion may be used as a floatation device.”


Hehe.

You Know You’re Having A Bad Day When…

You wreck your car.


Into an electical substation.


That is home to a million bees.


Who are now really pissed that you upset their dwelling, and they all come after you.

Arrested, Texas-Style

Here’s a tip for all you would-be purse snatchers out there. Don’t try that crap in Texas or this could happen to you.

So I’m Driving Along The Other Day…

And this dick in a pickup truck pulls out in front of me.


Dick in a pickup

And Yet Another One

Here we go again. Another female teacher is in trouble for having sex with a student. Only this, time, the student was a female.

Authorities say the student, who was 15 when she met Wallace, voluntarily had sex with the coach more than 50 times, in a parking lot at Busch Gardens and often at Wallace’s own apartment while a fellow classmate was in an adjacent room.

“There was another student who was there and was used as part of this cover-up so that this coach could have a relationship with one of her players,” Tampa Police spokeswoman Laura McElroy said at a news conference.

I’m still waiting for the uproar. If all these incidents were a man having sex with a teenage girl, look out.


This type of case hits close to home for me. I had a cousin who got in trouble for having sex with his teacher once.


But he was home-schooled.

Bling Bling

Everyone needs a little bling, even the homeless.


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