Move Over Dodger Dogs

There’s a new sheriff in town. Snoop Doggs.

The rapper’s new venture is foot-long hot dogs ? he’s signed a contract with Platinum One Media. Snoop is launching the line of wieners with help from business partners, Franco Petrucci and Jeff Earp.

Can I get an “Ewwwwww!”? Especially after this quote: “Imagine a long, skinny hot dog just like Snoop.” That’s gotta be a blow to his ego, I can’t believe he agreed to that wording.

This finally gives credence to the misunderstood lyrics of “Purple Haze” by Jimmy Hendrix, who some people understand to say, “‘Scuse me, while I puke and and die.”