Things That Will Never Happen To Me

Among other things, this comes to mind:


A Russian couple had a narrow escape when their naked neighbour dropped in – through the ceiling.

Rozalia Valiakhmetova had been relaxing in the bath when the floor gave way, dropping her and the bath tub into the flat below.


She said: “I had just dozed off and then I heard this huge crash and realised what had happened. The bathroom floor just collapsed under the bath and I came crashing through the ceiling of the people below me.


“They seemed as shocked as I was when they saw me lying there naked in the bath in the middle of their living room.”


Naked women never fall into my living room. Sadly, there wasn’t a photo to go with the story.

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