Among other things, this comes to mind:
A Russian couple had a narrow escape when their naked neighbour dropped in – through the ceiling.
Rozalia Valiakhmetova had been relaxing in the bath when the floor gave way, dropping her and the bath tub into the flat below.
She said: “I had just dozed off and then I heard this huge crash and realised what had happened. The bathroom floor just collapsed under the bath and I came crashing through the ceiling of the people below me.
“They seemed as shocked as I was when they saw me lying there naked in the bath in the middle of their living room.”
Naked women never fall into my living room. Sadly, there wasn’t a photo to go with the story.
Although we all could get a good laugh from this story, I still can’t get over the fact that it’s possible to fall down another floor while you’re dozing off in your tub.