Guard #1: Hey, you know that inmate named “Adonis”?
Guard #2: They guy on yard work duty, right?
Guard #1: Yeah, that’s him. He says he needs a machete.
Guard #2: For what?
Guard #1: For yard work.
Guard #2: He’s kind of violent, isn’t he?
Guard #1: Yeah.
Guard #2: And I heard one of the nurses say that he hasn’t been taking his meds for a few weeks.
Guard #1: Yeah, I think I heard that, too.
Guard #2: Sure, give him one. I can’t see how that would be a problem.
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