White Trash Survival Kit:
Mustard………………………………………check
Cheetos………………………………………check
Toilet Paper………………………………….check
Bud Light…………………………………….check
Keystone Ice………………………………….check
Budweiser…………………………………….check
Red Dog………………………………………check
Misc. other cans of alcohol………………….check
Sheet of plywood or door to float your chick (and booze) on…check
Next time let’s all try to be a little better prepared, shall we?
.. I don’t know, man…. they look pretty happy… then again, maybe they’re just buzzin’….
But they aren’t looters, they are survivors looking for food. Only black people loot.