From the ad copy for Herald Towers condos in New York: “Go ahead. Be as loud as you want.” They’re plugging the fact that they have thick walls and you can have a whole litter of rowdy kids, and the neighbors won’t care.
Well, maybe not exactly. The “be as loud as you want” selling point comes with this photo:
I guess they’re implying she’s a screamer. Or, judging from the photo, maybe he’s the screamer. But only on those nights when she gets to use her “special” toy on him.
Holy crapola!! Did you see how much it fricken costs to "be as loud as you want to be"?!
Dear Lard!! I thought prices were insane out here in Cali…I have to go and hug my realator, excuse me…