Shelled out $8.50 for this piece of crap tonight. I’m having a hard time trying to determine if this was worse than Daredevil or not. Or the Hulk, for that matter.
*****WARNING – SPOILERS BELOW*******
Where to start on this two hours of my life that I’ll never be able to get back? I guess firstly I’ll say that Michael Chiklis did a fine acting job, despite the fact that his suit didn’t really look right to me. Other than that, there wasn’t much else to the film.
The film seemed to spend all but the last ten minutes or so establishing back story and the interpersonal relationships between the characters. Booooooooring. I know a certain amount of back story is necessary for those who never read the comic book, but it doesn’t take an hour and fifty minutes. Well, it did, but it shouldn’t.
And Susan Storm wasn’t a scientist, she was an actress. They REALLY strayed from the comic, it was all wrong. And plot holes? So large, you’d think The Thing used both fists. Who wrote this thing? Not to mention the directing. My favorite part was when they were on the bridge, and a large spectacle was made of Sue trying to become invisible because she’s the only one that would be able to get through the police barrier. Next thing you know, they’re all past the police barrier, and no explanation of how they all got there, it just happened.
Oh, and then there’s The Thing’s transformation back into The Thing after being “cured”. They went to great lengths to point out that Ben wasn’t the sharpest knife in the drawer, but he somehow managed to reverse the effects of the machine that cured him, all on his own while the other three were fighting Doom?
Lastly, the effects were mostly terrible. The Torch looked good, but Mr. Fantastic’s stretching scenes looked really bad.
If you haven’t seen this stinker yet, save your money. It’s starting to look like Hollywood is either running out of ideas, or just doesn’t care anymore. With crap like this, and rehashes of The Dukes of Hazzard, Willy Wonka, The Bad News Bears, The Honeymooners, and who knows what else, it’s no wonder movie profits are in a downward spiral.
I may have to go see Batman Begins again, just to cleanse my senses.
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