Monthly Archive for May, 2005

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That’s One Tough Broad

A 70-year old woman was out cleaning the balcony of her condo in Ft. Lauderdale, and fell over the railing. She fell nine stories and landed on a canopy, which undoubtably saved her life.


She was taken to the hospital, but reports are that she’s going to be fine. Or not dead, at least.

It Happens

Sometimes, you just want to get a nice photo of you and your friend. And sometimes, it just doesn’t work out that way. This was one of those times. (NSFW).

Hi Ho, Sshhshilver!

Odds are, if you get pulled over and blow a .244, you’re going to jail.


Even if you’re riding a horse.

Congressmen Gone Wild!

 From today’s New York Post:


Openly gay U.S. Rep.Barney Frank got caught blatantly fondling an up-and-coming politician’s buttocks at a public event. According to gay weekly the Washington Blade, the frisky Frank was escorting rising gay politico Mike Evans into the VIP section at Philadelphia’s Equality Forum when he boldly seized the opportunity to cop a feel from the younger man. The tush-grabbery was caught by alert photogs covering the event, and the pictures soon surfaced on the Internet.
They didn’t publish the photos, but you get the idea. I’ll bet Barney’s boyfriend is none too happy about that.

Update:


Grab-Ass


Hat Tip for the photo: K IS P

I’ve Got Sunshine…On A Cloudy Day

So apparently, all the efforts to cut emissions from cars, factories, and the like have had an effect after all. The lower amount of air pollution is leading to “global brightening”, which means that the amount of sunshine reaching the ground is increasing. Yay, sunshine!


However, there is something else that comes along with global brightening.


More sunlight and thus heat reaching the ground could partly explain the record global temperatures reported in the late 1990s, and it could accelerate the warming trend.

So all the environmental laws we’ve put on the books to stop air pollution could be causing the so-called “global warming” effect?


How about that?

On The Low End Of Stanford-Binet

I blogged here about the “whore college” taking place in San Francisco. I found another article on that topic today. Apparently, an IQ over 40 is not a requirement to attend.

?My own personal experience has been negative and positive, as with any job,? said Kymberly Cutter, 36, a mother of two from Tucson who returned to prostitution two years ago to boost her income and regards it as part of a journey in ?personal self-discovery.? Her children, ages 7 and 9, know what she does for a living, she said.

Attention Tuscon police: You have a confessed prostitute living in your city with two children. Please pick her up as soon as possible, and allow her to continue her “personal self-discovery” in a jail cell.


I really feel sorry for those two kids.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

Because he didn’t know jaywalking was illegal.


Then he got a ticket.

Well, That’s Something

I got a link today from Salon.com on the War Room page. Thanks for the link, Mark, but you misinterpreted the post. I just thought they looked eerily similar. You know, big buggy eyes and all.


However, the link has so far attracted comments from “Anne Coulter’s Moldy Dildo“, “prematureEjaculator“, and “fart of jesus“. So that’s a bonus right there, but if you’re going to poke fun at Ann Coulter, at least spell her name right so people know whom you’re talking about.


Ah, the left at its finest.


And it’s not “Evil white guy”, it’s “Evilwhiteguy”.


But I’m not holding my breath for a correction.


UPDATE: I’m having to delete a lot of the kook left fringe comments, for various reasons, but here’s an excerpt from one of them:


Got your “site” from Salon.com, with a warning. Decided to read some neo-con views.  Thank you for making me feel better that I am a LIBERAL, tolerant, and a bleeding-heart.  I say it’s none of your business, if the gentleman wants to marry his sweetie.

Written by a bleeding-heart that thinks people’s lives are none of our business. Unless, of course, they happen to be Republian and gay. Then it’s game on, like Jeff Gannon. Or if they’re black and female and getting a little too uppity, like Condi. Then the tolerant bleeding-hearts call her a “house nigger” and draw all matter of racist cartoons about her.


Thank you, Emily-Charmaine Evans, for making me feel better, since I’m not racist homophobic “tolerant” like the left.

I Guess I’ll Have To Suffer Through It

I just found out that I’m going to have to travel to New York City later this month for some training.


Man, I hate it when that happens.

Be Careful, Tom

Just in time for the release of his next movie, Tom Cruise is suddenly splashed all over the headlines because he’s now dating Katie Holmes. Which, oddly enough, both of their publicists were denying just a week or so ago. I’ll admit, she is cute.


Katie Holmes


But she doesn’t always look like that. Especially when she’s having an, er, outbreak.


Katie Holmes


Not quite so cute in that photo.