Just your average "Evil" conservative
Sure, everyone’s thought of sneaking a parachute on to the Eiffel Tower and jumping off, but only a select few idiots actually attempt it. And a really select few (probably just this guy) get their parachutes caught on the tower as they’re jumping, and have it ripped from their person as they leave the structure.
I wonder what the last thing that went through his mind was? I’m guessing it was the lower deck of the tower two hundred feet below that he smacked into.
Darwin would be proud.
They’re at it again. The fetus complaining about jalapenos wasn’t racy enough for them, so they’re actually going to air the spot they shot with Paris Hilton washing a Bentley (and herself) while wearing a skimpy little black swimsuit. Previously, it was considered too pornographic for TV, but I guess someone had a change of heart.
They’re quite controversial these days, but damn, do they make a good burger.
Had a database crash. Fortunately, I had a backup that ran two hours prior to the crash, and hadn’t posted since the backup, so all is restored again.
That was a close call.
I know I have a lot of gun owners in the audience who probably think they’re pretty good with their handgun.
After watching this, you’ll be humbled.
From the Washington Times:
U.S. Border Patrol agents have been ordered not to arrest illegal aliens along the section of the Arizona border where protesters patrolled last month because an increase in apprehensions there would prove the effectiveness of Minuteman volunteers, The Washington Times has learned.
More than a dozen agents, all of whom asked not to be identified for fear of retribution, said orders relayed by Border Patrol supervisors at the Naco, Ariz., station made it clear that arrests were “not to go up” along the 23-mile section of border that the volunteers monitored to protest illegal immigration.
That’s bad, but it gets worse.
Another agent said the Naco supervisors “were clear in their intention” to keep new arrests to an “absolute minimum” to offset the effect of the Minuteman vigil, adding that patrols along the border have been severely limited.
Who the hell is running the show there? They’re trying to offset the number of arrests by not patrolling the border? Isn’t that the job of the “Border Patrol”?
That office needs to be investigated, and the members of the open-borders lobby removed from their jobs.
According to a study that was just completed, nearly a third of Hong Kong men don’t wash their hands after going to the bathroom. Ok, who cares?
However, the study was done by some group called the Hong Kong Toilet Association. What the hell kind of an organization is that? And who would work for them? I imagine this scene in bars across Hong Kong:
Girl: So what do you do for a living?
Guy: I work for the Hong Kong Toilet Association.
Girl:
Guy: Hey, where are you going?
Another female teacher nabbed for buggering a student. This time in Tennessee. Kristi Dance Oakes allegedly had sex with a 16-year old student on multiple occasions.
Her defense? She had taught him the previous year and it was during the summer. Therefore, she wasn’t an authority figure, and hadn’t abused her position of trust as a teacher. Somehow, I don’t think that argument would sway her husband and two children any more than the district attorney.
And guess what she taught?
Biology.
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So in that vein, I present to you, the WHIZZINATOR
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