Observations On New York XI

New York has lots of rats. And pigeons, which are basically rats with wings. I haven’t personally seen any rats, but there are signs on the subways telling everyone to keep their garbage in sealed containers so the rats have nothing to eat, and die.


And I hear the ones in the sewers grow to be like ten times the size of normal rats.

4 Responses to “Observations On New York XI”


  • My middle son lives in New York, he sid for every nice place there are two bad places. Very dirty place, but a lot to do everyday and the food is great, be careful, Cat

  • Is this NY or Chicago?

  • NYC is a wonderful place to go especially these days… I grew up there in the 70′s & 80′s during the Beame/Dinkins disaster years and it was bad news all over town. You learned to grow eyes in the back of your head looking out for crackheads waiting to mug you even in the "nice areas". Time Square? Forget it. Off limits. Now you can pretty much go anywhere in Manhattan including Harlem and meet all kinds of people with no hassles. Pigeons? Sheeit I live in Shanghai now, nothing tastier than roast pigeon. Try it down in Chinatown… yum yum

  • Anyone that would eat a fucking pigeon, would suck a dick, Cat

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