How to spot a tourist:
1. They’re holding cameras and/or video cameras
2. They’re staring up in the air at the really tall buildings
3. They’re the ones going the wrong direction through the revolving doors
4. Some of them have funny accents.
Just your average "Evil" conservative
How to spot a tourist:
1. They’re holding cameras and/or video cameras
2. They’re staring up in the air at the really tall buildings
3. They’re the ones going the wrong direction through the revolving doors
4. Some of them have funny accents.
5. They come in groups
6. Or families
7. Each member of which may be large and/or naturally blond
8. They dress funny
9. They are not in a hurry
10. They STOP in the middle of the SIDEWALK and STAND THERE IN THE WAY
11. They comment on the surroundings
12. The children are polite on the subway