Observations On New York X

How to spot a tourist:


1. They’re holding cameras and/or video cameras
2. They’re staring up in the air at the really tall buildings
3. They’re the ones going the wrong direction through the revolving doors
4. Some of them have funny accents.

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  • 5. They come in groups

    6. Or families

    7. Each member of which may be large and/or naturally blond

    8. They dress funny

    9. They are not in a hurry

    10. They STOP in the middle of the SIDEWALK and STAND THERE IN THE WAY

    11. They comment on the surroundings

    12. The children are polite on the subway

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