Because There Just Weren’t Enough Reasons Not To Like San Francisco

Now there’s this:


On May 4, the Epicenter Gallery in San Francisco will become the site of the world?s first ?Whore College,? to teach wannabe working girls and guys the ins and outs of prostitution.

The kinky college is the brainchild of prostitute and sex activist Carol Leigh and will offer classes in titillating topics like ?Beauty Standards and Sex Work,? ?Do-It- Yourself Web Cam? and ?Safer Oral Sex Techniques.?


Leigh ? who calls herself the ?scarlet harlot? ? claims there?s been a big demand for sex worker studies ever since the dot com bust of the late 1990s caused many Silicon Valley employees to become sex workers instead.


She figures the ?Whore College? is the best way to lay down the facts to aspiring prostitutes.


Well, isn’t that nice? I hear it’s right in between a bomb-making school and a cat burglar school. And what if you can’t afford the “tuition”? That gives the phrase “working your way through school” a whole new meaning.

5 Responses to “Because There Just Weren’t Enough Reasons Not To Like San Francisco”


  • I’ll bet they think those bible colleges like Oral Roberts and Liberty University are just as bad. Either way, there?s a pimp who takes his cut, whether it?s in the form of a guy with a funky hat or a guy with a collection plate.

  • Except that prostitution is ILLEGAL and religeous freedom is guaranteed by the constitution.

    Slight difference there.

  • Well, some kinds of prostitution are illegal in some places. Some kinds of religion are illegal in some places. (Try engaging in religious sacraments like peyote or marijuana and see how far the First Amendment gets you.) What’s your point?

  • And Mormons aren’t legally allowed to marry more than one woman.

  • Damn Toad, every "argument" you attempt to make reeks of a weak-willed idealist living in a fantasy world. Have you ever considered making sense when you post? EVILWHITEGUY makes good points and you argue with Jr. High quality rhetoric. I feel so sorry for the people that paid money to raise you.

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