Without using the word Pope.
Oops.
Anyway, with the selection of the new, um, Pontiff, I decided I should pay a visit to my local Catholic franchise. I’m not Catholic, but confession is good for the soul, no?
Here’s how it went:
Me: Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.
Priest: How long has it been since your last confession?
Me: All my life.
Priest: What?
Me: I’m not really Catholic. Actually, I’m Lutheran. You’ve heard of Martin Luther, right? We don’t really do the whole confession thing.
Priest: Then what are you doing in this confessional?
Me: Uh, can you keep it down, Padre? I’m trying to develop some film.
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