Currently up for auction on eBay:
BE THE KING & QUEEN OF THE BALL!!
HERE’S YOUR OPPORTUNITY TO BECOME ROYALTY!!
This auction offers YOU the EXPERIENCE of a LIFETIME!
BE THE “ROYAL COUPLE” DURING OUR COWBOY CAVIAR FETE!
(TESTICLE FESTIVAL)
The KING & QUEEN will reign over this event with potential WORLDWIDE RECOGNITION!
The ROYAL COUPLE will preside as LOCAL RESTAURANTEURS COMPETE in exhibiting their UNIQUE CULINARY ACHIEVEMENTS as they serve the EXOTIC ENTREE…..
THAT CUT OF BEEF THAT SEPARATES…….
A BULL FROM A STEER!
Following competition, the ROYAL PAIR will present the COVETED
BALLS TO THE WALL AWARD
So you get to bid for the chance to be the judge of a testicle cooking competition? There’s already eight bids, and the price is slightly over $500, so someone’s interested.
I think I’ll sit this one out.
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