Just your average "Evil" conservative
Some things you might not have wanted to know about Michael Jackson.
Michael Jackson pretended to have sex with a naked dummy. That looked like a black, eight year old girl.
Jackson’s accuser wanted to call him “Daddy“.
And, in light of recent events, perhaps these song titles should have given us some prior warning:
Don’t Stop Till You Get Enough
The Way You Make Me Feel
In The Closet
She’s Out Of My Life
Someone In The Dark
Dangerous
Childhood
In The Back
PYT (Pretty Young Thing)
Beat It.
Saw this interesting tidbit coming out of Hawaii:
HONOLULU — A Hawaii state lawmaker is drawing protests over a bill that would ban the slaughter of dogs and cats for food.
And here’s where the fun begins. Animal rights activists have been pushing for this legislation for some time. However, some Asian ethnic groups believe the legislation is targeted at them and promotes racist stereotypes.
Wow, there’s a quandary. You have the leftist animal-rights people being accused of racism. Not to mention the fact that the left has been pushing multiculturalism for years, which would dictate that if indeed some Asian groups do have a heritage of eating cats and dogs then we should respect that, and let them practice their time-honored traditions.
I guess in this case, one would have to ask, “What would Howard Dean do?”
Looks like Bugs Bunny is getting a facelift:
Hoping to breathe new life into its animated Looney Tunes franchise and prop up the WB television network’s slumping Kids’ WB line-up, Time Warner Inc.’s Warner Bros. is planning to launch a new cartoon series this fall based on “re-imagined” versions of Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Tasmanian Devil, Lola Bunny, Road Runner and Wile E. Coyote.
Frankly, I think they look sort of scary. Probably not a cartoon I’d be letting my kids watch.
Today in history:
In 1673, while Moliere was performing the title role in his play “The Imaginary Hypochondriac”, he was seized by a fatal coughing attack.
And eventually you are rewarded.
My website made the top ten for a search of “french are pussies” on MSN.
I’m so proud (sniffle).
Well, it’s official. No hockey this season. It’s been a long time since the Stanley Cup wasn’t handed out. Anyone want to guess how long it’s been?
If you guessed 1919, you would be correct. There was a flu epidemic that year, and the season was canceled. That was way before penicillin was even discovered. Hats off to Sir Alexander Fleming on that discovery (yeah, it took over twenty years to make penicillin into a usable drug, but Fleming proved that Staph could be killed by Penicillium notatum).
Anyway, if the events of last fall had gone the way New York fans (and St. Louis fans) had wished, I’d be telling you that the last time the Stanley Cup wasn’t awarded was the last time the Boston Red Sox were World Series champions.
However, I don’t have to say that 
Well, Tom Jones has finally had enough of women throwing their panties at him during concerts.
“When it started it was very sexy. A woman actually took her underwear off and threw it at me on stage. Nobody had ever done that before.
“It was very daring and very sexy. Then it became a joke,” he said.
Sucks to be you, dude.
Everyone remember Mary Kay Letourneau? You know, the pedophile who was buggering one of her sixth grade students? And got pregnant with his child? And went to jail, only to have the judge let her out after six months on the condition that she not see the kid who got her pregnant?
Who then proceeded to get it on with him again. And got pregnant again. And then was sent straight back to jail?
Well, she eventually got out, and guess who she’s going to marry? Yep, the sixth grader. Well, he’s a little older now.
And they’ve registered online. So get them something nice, because it’s only a matter of time before she goes and buggers some other kid and goes back to jail. At least make her time on the outside a little nicer before she goes back to the big house.
I would suggest the Cuisinart Belgian Waffle Maker. Normally $70, it’s on sale for $59.99. What youngster wouldn’t like a waffle after hot steamy six with their teacher?
Hat Tip: Sondra K
UPDATE: More…
Someone hit my site a little while ago by searching Yahoo for “how to be a sensitive guy”. Somehow, one of my posts is number three on the list.
Something wrong here, I’m Evil, not sensitive.
In other news, this guy still gets more top ten returns from Google for a query of “evil white guy”. However, I have finally taken the number one spot from him.
Muhahahahaha!
Theresa Heinz Kerry is no more. She’s going back to being just Theresa Heinz. I’m not surprised one bit. Smell that? That’s political opportunism. And yes, it does smell vaguely like ketchup…
And to make matters worse, I hear she’s reducing John’s allowance.
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