I slept like a baby last night. I woke up every two hours, realized I was hungry, and started crying.
Unfortunately, no breasts were forthcoming. I’ll have to look into that…
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This speaks volumes:
The sons of a first-term congresswoman and Milwaukee’s former acting mayor were among five Democratic activists charged Monday with slashing the tires of vans rented by Republicans to drive voters and monitors to the polls on Election Day.
Sowande Omokunde, son of Rep. Gwen Moore, D-Wis., and Michael Pratt, the son of former Milwaukee acting mayor Marvin Pratt, were charged with criminal damage to property, a felony that carries a maximum punishment of 3 1/2 years in prison and a $10,000 fine.
The activists – all employees of the John Kerry campaign – are accused of flattening the tires on 25 vehicles rented by the state Republican Party to get out the vote and deliver poll watchers Nov. 2.
The GOP rented more than 100 vehicles that were parked in a lot adjacent to a Bush campaign office. The party planned to drive poll watchers to polling places by 7 a.m. and deliver any voters who didn’t have a ride.
All employees of the John Kerry campaign? That has to be about the most slimy, underhanded thing I’ve ever heard of to get your candidate a victory. I hope they get the book thrown at them. And I hope it has an anvil in it.
There I go being hateful again…
Hat Tip: Tempus Fugit
Has everyone seen the latest in prom dresses this year?
If this is what’s passing as a prom dress now, I can’t imagine what they’re going to look like in twenty years.
Ten seconds on the dance floor, and she’s coming out of that… thing.
On a side note, anyone who would wear that to the prom probably listens to the Hickey Dicks.
UPDATE: After further research and a comment from SAAM below, it seems the dress really isn’t on backwards, at least according to the update on Wizbang. Here’s another photo from Impression Bridal:
And one from the manufacturer:
“The disapearance of the fabric on the Post model may just be because the model in the black dress is wearing a larger size.”
News to me. However this guy:
says that I am. You can see it yourself here. Apparently, some guy on those forums named millersnose posted the contents of my post here. He didn’t get it from me, but Mr. Happy there (who calls himself T-Rex) apparently Google’d a chunk of the post and found my site. He writes:
What’s naughty is passing off someone else’s work as your own. I would be ashamed to admit going to these hate filled blogs too.
http://www.evilwhiteguy.com/blog/archive/2004/12/03/1049.aspx
Well, I hope you enjoyed your morning excercise of jumping to conclusions there, T-Rex.
10. Lupe Lamora
9. Penelope Smallbone
8. Tiffany Case
7. Mary Goodnight
6. Dr. Molly Warmflash
5. Xenia Onatopp
4. Honey Ryder
3. Chew Mee
2. Octopussy
1. Pussy Galore
Of course, if anyone does run into anyone with any of these names, let me know and I’ll stand corrected.
Yes, kids, it’s the FEMA Tsunami Game!
Put the beach ball, seals, and fish back where they go.
And just step over the thousands of dead bodies sleeping people.
I can’t believe they actually paid someone to come up with that.
Now that I have another baby, this stuff is starting to look funny again…
This image miraculously survived the great Say Anything crash of 2005.
Guess who got arrested?
O.J. Simpson’s 19-year-old daughter Sydney Brooke Simpson was arrested in Miami for disorderly conduct and resisting arrest, the Miami Herald said Wednesday.
Police said they were summoned to a fight at a boy’s varsity basketball game Saturday night at Ransom Everglades, a Coconut Grove private school.
Officer Daniel Rodriguez’s incident report said: “A big crowd gathered with coaches trying to keep the peace,” and Simpson “came at me screaming and yelling. She was asked to calm down several times and refused.”
He also said Simpson slapped his right hand.
Two school students alleged Simpson struck them in a dispute of unknown origin, but both declined to press charges.
Shouldn’t she be out with O.J. looking for her mother’s killer? Oh well…
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