Whenever the government creates some new program, I’m always thinking, “Great, more of my hard-earned money going to waste.” But there’s a new government program that I think would be OK. We currently have the No Child Left Behind Act to take care of the children’s education. Well, there’s another group of people that need taking care of, also. Terrorists.
My plan is called the No Terrorist Behind Left Act. I’m working on the specifics, but it basically just boils down to putting copious amounts of lead in their bodies. If the plan works, I’m hoping to incorporate it into our border defense as well.
I’ll let you know how it goes.
And for terrorists in Iran…..copious amounts of neutrons. Been waiting for the US to try out that neutron bomb.
Happen to see Wil Wheaton’s blog entry yesterday? Along the same lines as yours, but very much the opposite. I got a kick out of all the liberals jumping on his bandwagon in the comments!
http://www.wilwheaton.net/mt/archives/001778.php
I’ve seen his blog before, but I can’t say that I read it regularly. Usually only when people link to it in a post I’m reading.
I did read that post, and I’m against Gonzales myself, but not for Wil’s Reasons. He’s part of the open border lobby, and I want the border locked down.
No, no, no.
These poor souls are acting out the results of their environment. They are undernourished.
What they need is dietary supplements. Some zinc, a bit of lead, some phospates, and presto they get a mental make over. This can be done through the use of modern express delivery methods. We can inocculate each one at 900 – 1200 fps.
This does wonders for their interest in further terror actions. They take up new carreers. After time for aclimatization they are ready to contribute to their locale in the farming industry, as fertilizer.