Good News For Subway Riders

The subway fire in New York won’t take years, but mere months to fix.


If you haven’t heard about it, a bum homeless person urban outdoorsman started a fire in one of the tunnels to keep warm, and it got out of hand. The A train is running on a reduced schedule, and the C train is completely out of commission.


If an accidentally out of control fire can do that much damage, what the hell do you think a terrorist with intent could do? That, dear readers, is why we’re waging a global war on terror.


Now if we could just get over this stupid idea that profiling those who are far more likely to be terrorists is a bad thing, we’d be in much better shape. Yes, I’m talking to you, Mr. Minetta.

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