There’s a new version of Piano Man up over at Eric’s place. Now, if we can just get him to record it and send us an MP3…
Monthly Archive for December, 2004
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Unless you’re allergic to cedar, which just started germinating here. Arrrrrgh!
I was listening to a talk show earlier today, and a caller said that they were watching Christmas Vacation over the weekend, and when they got to the part where Aunt Bethany was supposed to say grace and she instead said the pledge of allegiance, the word “God” was bleeped out.
She didn’t remember what channel it was on, but did anyone else see this? If so, I’d really like to know what channel it was.
At first, Enus was suspicious when his wife asked him to make her vibrator go faster.
Billy Bob was proud knowing that his car was now the fastest one in town.
Kevin, being tired of sending out the standard boring family photo for Christmas, decided to spice things up this year.
Earlier tonight, I went to a Christmas party. They had asparagus. I love asparagus, but I couldn’t bring myself to eat any.
Execpt this time, the baby fights back.
SAN ANTONIO – Girl Scouts in Texas are putting the bite on people who owe them thousands of dollars in cookie debts.
The Girl Scouts of the San Antonio Area has filed lawsuits against 24 people in an effort to recover more than $20,000.
One person owes the group nearly $6,000. The smallest debt is $200. The lawsuits follow months of letter writing, first by the local scouts and then by their lawyer.
Girl Scout officials say many of the debtors are parents who didn’t pay for cookies their children sold. One official believes many debtors used the money to cover pressing financial needs, thinking they’d be able to replace it quickly.
The San Antonio scouts begin their next cookie sale next month. They raised more than $3 million in last year’s sale.
Ok, I’ll admit I like Girl Scout cookies. But how in the hell do you rack up $6,000 in cookie debt? If I recall, the boxes are about two bucks a pop, so that’s 3000 boxes of cookies. I don’t even know where I’d put that many boxes, much less how the hell I would eat them all. Just a guess, but maybe it’s Michael Moore…
If you could go to jail for owing the Girl Scouts money for cookies, you’d probably get your ass kicked and worse on an hourly schedule. Can one go to jail for such an offense? It seems like theft to me. If you can go to jail for bouncing checks, this should quailify for for the pokey as well.
Wanting to show his support for his favorite race car driver, Earl came up with a novel idea.
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