It Happened

You hear of things like this, and you think to yourself, “That only happens to other guys, not me.” You see the commercials on TV and smile inside knowing you’ll never own any those products. Then, before you know it, you start getting a little older. Suddenly, the prospect of something like that happening to you starts becoming a reality. But you tell yourself there’s still no way it could happen to you. You convince yourself to the point of denial. Then one day…it does. And today, it happened to me.


There is a minivan parked in my driveway. Oh the shame…the horror. But it’s not mine. I’m just letting a friend of mine who lives in a bad neighborhood and is out of the country park it there indefinitely. Honest.

2 Responses to “It Happened”


  • Eeeew! I have fought the good fight, and still I say NEVER!

    Compromise, my man, is how I ended up in this big ol Expedition.; )

  • I love my minivan. Roomy, kids are not right behind me and I can chuck 3 deer in the back when I take the 3rd row seat out.

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