What are the libs to do? Oh yeah, start attacking Easter. Found this on a blog that won’t get a link from me:
They went to the cave where Jesus had been buried. The huge rock that had blocked the door of the cave was rolled away.
And Lo, the Lord saith,
“Fuck you morons! You guys were a lot of help when my ass was fucking nailed to the cross!
Kiss my ass and roll that rock back!”
Nice.
UPDATE: More:
Okay, first thing is we have to secularize the day. I used to mortally offend church-going friends by referring to Good Friday as “Happy Dead Guy On A Stick Day”.
Ah, the party of “tolerance”…
UPDATE II: Even more:
Jesus died for our sins, right? And all good Christians will be resurrected and get to rule the world with Him, right? So why don’t we just kill all the Christians and then say we’re really sorry that we sinned, but we’re really glad Jesus got nailed to that tree so can we please go to Heaven with all the dead Christians?
And let’s not forget…
“Jesus is risen”
Can I suck him off?
Party of tolerance indeed…
WHOA. I just don’t even know what to say about that.
I wonder why they’re skipping ahead to Easter? I figured they’d be busy making sure that no one mentions anything that remotely has something to do with blacks in observance of MLK’s birthday.
That’s right, it’s because they only attack Christianity. I am totally convinced that the ACLU is on the payroll of [Church Lady] Sa-TAN! [/CL]
Ah, come on. I’ve written worse than that! BTW…you’re site is killing me! It’s taking like a minute to load – it looks like it’s hanging on the Technorati script on the left sidebar. Bastards!
Technorati is outta there.
Yeah, but your conversations with Jesus are funny. There is nothing even pretending to be humor in those quotes.
Mucho better now! Thanks dude! BTW- hope your XMAS was awesome!