Monthly Archive for September, 2004

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She’s A Never-Ending Source

From NRO comes this tasty bit. Go here and click on the “Teresa Kerry talks about the campaign in Sun City” link (you’ll need Real Player). Here’s an excerpt:



12 News Reporter: Most of the polls are tracking that Sen John Kerry as doing a better job on the economy. My question is, why hasn’t that transferred overall in the poll numbers?

Teresa: It has, of course. Of course it has.



Reporter: He’s still down.


Teresa: He’s not. Did you see the polls today? You saw Zogby and ARG —


Reporter: Yes, but he’s still down in Arizona.


Teresa: Oh, who cares? You know, one state is not a whole state. In the whole United States, he is even, even, and in some of them one point ahead, and in some one point behind.


One state is not a whole state. Hey, my state is a whole state, dammit. And we’ve got a lot of electoral college votes. Of course, there’s no chance in hell of Kerry getting them :)


I’m sorry, but when New York and New Jersey are in play, the Democrat on the ticket, no matter who it is, is doomed.


Hat Tip: Wizbang

Like An Expletive In The Wind

Elton John got a little upset with some photographers in Taiwan:

ETTV cable news showed footage of John, dressed in a royal blue track suit and matching sunglasses, berating the photographers and TV crews as he cleared immigration. The fuming star also was shown clenching his teeth and muttering expletives as he stood with his arms crossed tightly across his chest.

“Rude vile pigs,” shouted John, who performed later in Taipei. “Do you know what that means? Rude vile pigs. That’s what all of you are.”


One of the photographers shouted back, “Why don’t you get out of Taiwan?”


John answered, “We’d love to get out of Taiwan if it’s full of people like you. Pig! Pig!”


The star, who recently performed in Shanghai and Hong Kong, said, “We had a great tour of the Far East and then we come to Taiwan and (expletive).”


At his concert, he told fans that the photographers at the airport were the rudest people he’d ever met during his travels around the world. He said he meant every word he said to them.

Oh, those kooky famous people.

Nice Wording, Tuh-RAY-Zuh

Speaking today in Phoenix:

In regard to the hunt for terror leader Osama Bin Laden, Heinz Kerry said she could see the al-Qaida chief being caught before the November election.

“I wouldn’t be surprised if he appeared in the next month,” said Heinz Kerry, alluding to a possible capture by United States and allied forces before election day.

She didn’t come out and say that we already had him, but the “appeared” part sounds like she thinks so. Boy would that be bad for hubby…

Bill Maher, Too Far

I have watched Bill Maher’s show a few times on HBO. He usually has four or five liberal guests and a sacrificial conservative. It seems that his show used to be more balanced, but that certainly isn’t the case now. I watched the show when Michelle Malkin was on, and even the audience is consistently left-wing. I think they tape in NYC, so I guess that’s not surprising.


However, a joke he made this week steps over the bounds of good taste:


Oh, I tell you, things are getting so bad over there. On Wednesday, for example, three severed heads were found by the side of the road outside of Baghdad . Hey, memo to the Iraqi people: severed head pickup is Tuesday. [laughter] Look, if you want to sleep late, roll them out on Monday night and then…[laughter]

That is just purely tasteless. I certainly hope that no family member of a beheaded victim was watching this or has to hear about it. Yes, I just reprinted it, but what chance is there that anyone is even reading this besides Rob who’s checking out his trackbacks :)


I sent HBO an email telling them what I thought of this “joke” and that I would be contacting the sponsors of the show to let them know how I felt as well. What? There aren’t any sponsors? Yeah, Ok, I knew that.


I personally will never watch that show again.


Hat Tip: Say Anything

Voting Machine Hacked By Monkey

I saw that headline and couldn’t help but read the story:


Critics of the Diebold touch-screen voting machines turned their attention Wednesday from the machines themselves to the computers that will tally the final vote, saying the outcome is so easy to manipulate that even a monkey could do it.

Sure anyone can say that, but where’s the proof? Oh, silly me, it’s the next line of the story…


And they showed video of a monkey hacking the system to prove it.

Wow, that can’t be good.


In the minute-long video produced by Black Box Voting, Baxter the chimp is shown deleting the audit log that is supposed to keep track of changes in the Diebold central tabulator, the computer and program that keeps track of county vote totals.


Black Box Voting founder Bev Davis said the demonstration shows that the system — which will be used in more than 30 states, including Maryland — is dangerously inadequate when it comes to stopping election fraud.


But a Diebold spokesman insisted that the system is secure despite “incessant” criticism from organizations such as Black Box Voting.


“The fact of the matter is what you saw was a staged production … analogous to a magic show,” said David Bear, the Diebold spokesman.


Even if the system could be hacked, he said, it could only be done by a person with “unfettered access to the system.” Bear noted that elections are not just the machines, but also the people who work the elections.


Yeah, but what if one of the people who work the elections is Dan Rather?


“Quite honestly it’s somewhat insulting to elections officials and volunteers,” he said to the idea that elections officers would tamper with vote results.


He cited “multiple levels of redundancy” that would ensure that “any deviation would immediately be noticed” and dealt with.


But Black Box Voting on Wednesday demonstrated two quick ways that “an unscrupulous person with no computer skills whatsoever” could sabotage vote totals, according to Associate Director Andy Stephenson.


The entire voting record can be deleted by choosing “reset the election” on a drop-down menu, he said, or a hacker can destroy a tabulator’s ability to recognize ballots by un-selecting three checkboxes on a program control panel.


Once those changes are made, a hacker could cover his tracks by deleting the audit log, as Baxter did.


The Diebold central tabulators use a program called “GEMS” that saves vote totals in Microsoft Access, a Windows-based spreadsheet program.


Access is a database, for those of you keeping score. Excel is a spreadsheet program. And for those of you fellow geeks out there, why the hell are they using Access to store the results? SQL would be a better choice. But then again, Access is MUCH cheaper than SQL, and not nearly as complicated. Microsoft is really proud of SQL, and the license is charged by the number of CPU’s in the machine it’s running on. Um, I’m getting off track here…


GEMS requires users to enter a password to access the vote totals, but Davis showed that the totals can also be opened — and altered — with Access, without ever running GEMS.

Because Access functions are already built in to the Windows operating system, the totals could be altered even if a computer did not have Access installed on it, said Herbert Thompson, a computer security expert who teaches at the Florida Institute of Technology (search). He demonstrated how to change vote totals with a six-line program in Microsoft notepad, “a simple text editor” that comes with all copies of Windows.


True, as long as you have the ODBC driver for Access installed, that’s a cakewalk.


But Maryland election officials agreed with Bear that no hacking can happen unless the hacker is physically at the computer. The central tabulators are safe from any such outside tampering, said Donna Duncan, director for the Maryland State Board of Elections election management division.

Yeah, no chance of any social engineering happening. To me, this is kind of scary. I could “hack“ one of these things, and unlike the chimp, I’d know what I was doing. I see visions of lawsuits and recounts…

WHAT?

Desperation rears its ugly head:

Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry, citing the war in Iraq and other trouble spots in the world, raised the possibility Wednesday that a military draft could be reinstated if voters re-elect President Bush.

And what proof does he have that Bush would institute a draft? Well, none, of course.

Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld and other Pentagon officials have been asked numerous times whether they thought a draft would be necessary to maintain force levels in Iraq. They have said consistently that they think it is neither necessary nor desirable, since today’s military is built on volunteer service and professionalism.

DNC strategist Howard Wolfson was just on Hannity and Colmes and Hannity asked him what proof they had to back that allegation up. He avoided the issue like Bill Clinton did the draft. Howard also was denying that Kerry said some of things he said about Iraq having weapons of mass destruction. I don’t know why they keep putting him on, except for the comedy factor, that guy is clueless.

 

Another One Bites The Dust

One less terrorist to worry about:


AMMAN, Jordan  — The spiritual leader of a militant group that claimed to have beheaded two American hostages in Iraq has been killed in a U.S. airstrike, and his Jordanian family is preparing a wake, a newspaper and Islamic clerics said Wednesday.


Sheik Abu Anas al-Shami, 35, was killed when a missile hit the car he was traveling in on Friday in the west Baghdad suburb of Abu-Ghraib (search), said the clerics, who have close ties to the family. They spoke on condition of anonymity.


Al-Shami was a close aide to Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, the leader of the militant group Tawhid and Jihad (search). The Al Qaeda-linked group is blamed for some of the biggest attacks in Iraq, including the bombing of the U.N. headquarters last year, and the beheadings of foreign hostages — including two Americans this week.


Al-Zarqawi is believed to have personally decapitated the American hostage Eugene Armstrong on Monday.


I wonder if the guy who fired the missle knew who he was taking out at the time. Maybe the video will show up on the Internet.

Cavuto Has A Sense Of Humor

Neal Cavuto’s lead story today was about CBS, the Rather scandal, and the FCC fine. The graphic on the screen read, “CBS - Feeling Like Boobs?”

He’s On A Mission From God

A guy on a motorcycle was clocked at 205 MPH in Wabash, MN.

State Patrol pilot Al Loney was flying near Wabasha, in southeastern Minnesota on the Wisconsin state line, watching two motorcyclists racing along U.S. Highway 61 on Saturday.

One of the riders shot forward, and Loney clicked his stopwatch once when the motorcycle reached a white marker on the road and again a quarter-mile later. The watch read 4.39 seconds, which Loney calculated to be 205 mph.

“I was in total disbelief,” Loney said. “I had to double-check my watch because in 27 years I’d never seen anything move that fast.”

Several law enforcement sources said that although no official records are kept, it was probably the fastest ticket ever written in the state. The state’s next fastest ticket since 1990 was for 150 mph in 1994 in Lake of the Woods County.

After about three-quarters of a mile, the biker slowed to about 100 mph and let the other cycle catch up. By then Loney had radioed another state trooper, who pulled the two over soon afterward.

The State Patrol officer arrested 20-year-old Samuel Armstrong Tilley for reckless driving, driving without a motorcycle license and driving 140 miles per hour over the posted speed limit of 65 mph.

I guess he was in a hurry.

Up Yours, Jacques

Jacques Chirac is calling for an international tax to help fight international poverty. And guess what he wants to tax? Arms sales, including gun purchases by individuals. Fighting poverty? Good idea. Taxing a gun purchase I make to do it? Piss off.


You know who that tax is going to hit? Americans. This is a proposed tax to take more money out of the hands of Americans and give it to (presumably) the United Nations. Well, after the oil for food thing, no thanks. And why just Americans? Because we have the right to purchase firearms. Any revenue from France? Nope. Britain, Canada, Switzerland, Australia? Nope.


This is more anti-Americanism from the French. And this is who Kerry would try to buddy-up with if he ever got elected President.