Monthly Archive for August, 2004

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More Crap

I found an article whining about felons not being able to vote. It goes something like this:


Nearly 2 million adults in Florida and 16 other key election states are ineligible to vote because of laws that prevent felons from voting, according to a study released today.

OK, starts out fine.


The trend disproportionately affects African-Americans, according to Swing States: Crime, Prisons and the Future of the Nation, a report released by the Justice Policy Institute, a Washington-based nonprofit research organization dedicated to ending society’s reliance on incarceration.

Well, why is that?


“Prisons are growing, education is suffering and the African-American community hit hardest is increasingly shut out of the debate,” said Vincent Schiraldi, executive director of the Justice Policy Institute and one of the report’s co-authors.

With this year’s presidential race expected to be as tightly contested as in 2000, political observers say a growing number of voters removed from voter rolls because of felony convictions could determine who will be president as well as the outcome of congressional and local races.


About 4.7 million adults nationally are unable to vote because they are convicted felons. African-Americans account for about one-third of such disenfranchised voters.


Well, now we’re getting somewhere. If my statistics recollection serves me well, I believe that the blacks comprise about 13% of the population in America, but they also comprise about 33% of the prison population. If you can’t do the time (and want to vote) don’t do the crime.


“In battleground states, it could be very important to Democrats,” said Sherry Bebich-Jaffe, a political scientist at the University of Southern California. “With an election so close, anything that can help your party is good. Sadly, a disproportionate number of felons are African-American and tend to vote Democratic.”

Wow, that’s too bad for the Democrats. Maybe they should encourage their base to quit committing felonies. I also like the “anything that can help your party is good“ line. Like registering felons to vote illegally? And illegal immigrants? Hey, she did say anything that can help your party, and far be it from the Democrats to let something like the law getting in the way of registering voters.


Florida overwhelmingly leads the nation in the number of felons who have not had their rights restored, according to the report. The numbers in the report were based on research by Northwestern sociologists, Christopher Uggen and Jeff Manza, who examined data from legal sources, election studies and inmate surveys.

Some suggest that Gov. Jeb Bush’s aggressiveness in purging voter rolls is a sign that Republicans don’t support restoration of felons’ rights because a majority of felons are Democrats.

“Many people say that is why Republicans are happy to have them disenfranchised,” said Eric Lotke, another author of the report. “There were a lot of claims after the 2000 election in Florida that there was a deliberate scrapping of the voter rolls.”

So now Jeb Bush is following the law by not allowing felons to vote without going through due process and he’s the bad guy? Again, if you want to vote in Florida, don’t commit a felony.


But Florida GOP spokesman Joseph Agostini said his party thinks “every eligible voter should be able to cast a ballot if they choose to do so and that every legal vote be counted.”

Agostini accused the Democrats of using “negative tactics” in trying to energize its base with the disenfranchised voter issue.

“Using anger and fear is quite sad,” he said. “It’s very insulting to assume felons are Democrats. You can’t assume how they would vote or that they will even register to vote.”

He’s got a point there. Also, if the majority of felons were thought to be Republicans, this story wouldn’t even exist, no one would care that black Republican voters who were felons weren’t being allowed to vote. Well, at least not the Democrats fueling the story and likely the media. This is just another sad attempt by Democrats who are still crying about the outcome of the last election. For the love of Pete, get over it, it’s less than 70 days until the next one.

The Biggest Idiot In Congress

Yes, I’m talking about you, John Dingell. You, sir, are a complete imbecile, a moron. Why, you ask, is he the the biggest idiot in Congress? This article will help explain. It’s an article about Benjamin Ginsberg resigning from the Bush campaign due to the legal advice he gave to the Swift Vets.


A senior House Democrat, Michigan Rep. John Dingell, sent a letter asking Attorney General John Ashcroft to investigate the possible “illegal coordination” between the two.

Hey Bozo John, how’s about catching up with the news of the day before you let your mouth outrun your feeble brain? If you had read this story or any one of the probably hundreds of blogs that have covered it today you would have seen this paragraph (it is ABC, though, so it’s buried at the bottom of the story):


Joe Sandler, a lawyer for the DNC and a group running anti-Bush ads, MoveOn.org, said there is nothing wrong with serving in both roles at once.

Do you see that John, the DNC has a lawyer that also works for MoveOn.org, and he says it’s OK under current campaign law. I couldn’t tell you, I’m not up on every item that was in McCain-Feingold, but Sandler is a lawyer, he’s probably got a good handle on the situation.


So are you going to send a letter to John Ashcroft asking him to investigate the ties between the DNC and MoveOn.org? How about all the issues raised in this article? I think they should be investigated, too. Please include those in your letter as well, you half-witted partisan hack.


Whew, I feel much better now, thanks for letting me vent.

Those Kooky Celebrities

I saw a clip today of one of the anti-Bush ads Hollywood has come together to create. It had Rebecca Romijn driving a pickup truck, telling some Republican guy in a suit who she picked up hitchhiking (?) about how Bush went to war without checking all the facts, blah, blah, blah.


Am I supposed to buy that Rebecca has been sitting in a room somewhere going over intel reports from MI6 and found something that Bush missed? Funny, I just can’t see her doing that. I wouldn’t even buy it if it were a scene in a movie.


This whole thing is just silly. Shannen W. Coffin has this to say on NRO today:

We simply don’t care. We don’t care that Moby is upset that “George Bush pretends to be a cowboy” while running up “the largest federal deficit in history.” We don’t care that Benny Boom thinks “George Bush is probably the first real gangsta we’ve had in office.” We don’t care about Bruce Springsteen’s thoughts on “economic justice, transparent government, how do we treat our weakest citizens, say, in foreign policy.” The views of Hollywood, Broadway, Motown, and for that matter, the runways of Paris and New York don’t add an ounce of weight to the serious issues facing our country in this Presidential election. To quote Bill Murray in Meatballs, “It just doesn’t matter.”

Sounds like he’s got it nailed to me.

A Letter From President Bush

My Fellow Americans, 

There have been a lot of doubts raised recently about John Kerry’s war record and what heroism he might or might not have actually displayed while serving in Vietnam.

(To my great surprise, these doubts have been raised by people who have sent large amounts of money to my reelection campaign.)

First of all, allow me to state categorically that I would never for a moment bring into question the noble war record that my liberal, pinko, wimpy-assed Democratic challenger might or might not have had.

The courage which my bleeding heart, Cadillac communist opponent might or might not have revealed during that conflict was laudable and an example to us all.

I would never dream of exploiting for political purposes the outstanding demonstration of valor John Kerry might or might not have shown three decades ago.

Finally, it is my sincere hope that during this election campaign we will put aside all the lingering uncertainties about the undisputed bravery the bolshie, caviar-eating Massachusetts senator might or might not have exhibited while serving in the US Army.

Thank you, and God bless America.


Satire from Chortler

Remember Scott O’Grady?

He was the Air Force pilot shot down over Bosnia back in 1995. He voiced his opinion on Kerry a few weeks ago, but with all the Swift Vet coverage, he seems to have gotten lost in the shuffle. Here’s some of the story:


O’Grady, in an appearance with other military veterans coordinated by President Bush’s re-election campaign, said Kerry helped push North Vietnam’s proposals for the United States to withdraw at a time when the two countries were still officially at war.


“I see that as treason,” said O’Grady, who lives in Texas and has been speaking at veterans events for Bush around the country. He’s now retired from the military.


O’Grady said he was referring to Kerry’s 1971 appearance before the Senate Committee on Foreign Relations. In response to a question about how he proposed to end the war, Kerry mentioned that he was involved in peace talks in Paris.


Well, people have been calling Hanoi Jane a traitor for decades, and since she and sKerry were pretty much bosom buddies back then promoting the same cause, I guess that’s not such a stretch.


Hat Tip: Right Wing News


You can read the rest of the article here.

Anatomy Of A Political Stunt

Kerry is well-aware that the attention the Swift Vets are getting is killing him in the polls, especially with veteran voters. Kerry has been threatening to sue television stations who run the ad, and threatening to sue the publisher of “Unfit for Command”. Then he called on President Bush to tell the Swift Vets to stop running the ad. Two problems with that. First, the first amendment applies to them just as much as anyone else. Second, that would be illegal for Bush to do under the current campaign laws. Then Kerry placed a late-night phone call to Robert Brant, who is a member of SBVFT. Kerry also was attempting to get Brant to meet him face to face, which would also be illegal. He also called Bob Dole to try and get him to withdraw his comments as well, which turned out to just as big of a bust as the call to Brant.


Just when you thought John F’ing Kerry had completely lost it, along comes a new day and a political stunt that shows without a doubt that the Kerry campaign is in a tailspin regarding the Swift Vets. They have no idea what to do about this issue and are grasping at straws.


Kerry sent (he was apparently too busy to do this himself) Max Cleland and Jim Rassmann to Bush’s ranch in Crawford, Texas to deliver a letter asking Bush to condemn the Swift Boat ads. Perhaps they didn’t hear President Bush call for an end to them on Monday.


Then Cleland, who was unable to deliver the letter since no Secret Service or local law enforcement official would take it, came out blasting Bush. Maybe Cleland didn’t hear Bush on Monday, either.


Then, rightly, the Bush Administration slammed Kerry for staging this ridiculous political stunt.


“Senator Kerry says he wants to talk about the issues. Today’s political stunt is an interesting way of showing it,” (spokesman Scott) McClellan said. “If Senator Kerry was interested in focusing on the issues, he would join the president in calling for a stop to all these ads by these shadowy groups.”

Then some Texas veterans wrote their own letter to Kerry, telling him he can’t have it both ways.


You can’t build your convention and much of your campaign around your service in Vietnam, and then try to say that only those veterans who agree with you have a right to speak up. There is no double standard for our right to free speech. We all earned it.

You said in 1992 “we do not need to divide America over who served and how.” Yet you and your surrogates continue to criticize President Bush for his service as a fighter pilot in the National Guard.

We are veterans too – and proud to support President Bush. He’s been a strong leader, with a record of outstanding support for our veterans and for our troops in combat. He’s made sure that our troops in combat have the equipment and support they need to accomplish their mission.

I’ve seen some lame political stunts before, but this just takes the cake. And speaking of not having it both ways, where has Kerry been over the last year while the liberal 527 groups have run ad after ad bashing Bush. And where was he when F9/11 was released?


The veterans are right, Senator Kerry. You can’t have it both ways.

O’Neill To Kerry: Sue Me

While catching up on the news over the last week while I was mostly out of pocket, I came across this article on NewsMax.


Swift Boat Veterans for Truth spokesman John O’Neill dared Sen. John Kerry on Sunday to sue him for libel if, as Kerry’s presidential campaign maintains, key claims in O’Neill’s book “Unfit for Command” are not true.

Starts out well. Kerry has threatened to sue TV stations, and O’Neill’s publisher Regnery.


“If he was actually in Cambodia on Christmas Eve and Christmas Day, he should sue me. If, in fact, those other five [Swift] Boats, on March the 13, [1969], if they all fled like he did, instead of staying like he knows they did, he should sue me.”

O’Neill continued, “If he didn’t wound himself with a grenade, causing sort of a rice-fanny wound, and then reported it to the Navy as a water mine – if he didn’t do that on March 13, he should sue me.”


I like O’Neill’s style. If Kerry were to sue O’Neill (not likely) the whole process of a libel suit would bring out way more information than I think Kerry is willing to risk. Brilliant play on O’Neill’s part. Not a chance in hell Kerry will sue, but O’Neill’s got the invite out there. If Kerry doesn’t sue, then it makes O’Neill look all the more credible. If he does sue, Kerry’s in for a world of hurt with all that would probably come out during the trial.


Brilliant.

Dave Matthews Band Human Waste

Oops, that should have read Dave Matthews Band Blamed For Human Waste. So says this story.

The Illinois Attorney General’s office says they’re responsible for dumping up to 100-gallons of raw human waste from a tour bus onto the Kinzie Street Bridge earlier this month.

The nasty mess rained down on passengers aboard a sightseeing boat two weeks ago.

Good going, Dave, that was very environmentally friendly of you.

Quote From Alice Cooper

“If you’re listening to a rock star in order to get your information on who to vote for, you’re a bigger moron than they are.”


Take that, Dave Matthews, Bruce Springsteen, etc.


Hat Tip: Jessica’s Well

Bush Lied?

We’ve been hearing “Bush lied, people died” for quite some time now, referring to WMD in Iraq. However, Bush did not lie, he was given intelligence from our own CIA, the Russians, the English, and many others that all agreed Saddam had WMD.


However, Kerry seems to be admitting lies he told like being in Cambodia in 1968. And now the Kerry campaign is saying that it is possible that the first Purple Heart he was awarded was for a self-inflicted wound.


Perhaps we should start saying “Kerry Lied, Good Men Died” like the Vietnam Veterans For Truth do (not to be confused with the Swift Boat Veterans For Truth).