Monthly Archive for July, 2004

How About That?

A priest and a nun were caught having sex in a car. Well, at least the nun was keeping the priest off the little boys.


Hat Tip: iBeJo

Communists Like Michael Moore

Well, if F9/11 is good enough for the Hezbollah, I guess it’s good enough for Cuban communists.

Hair Pollution?

25% of the children in Harlem have asthma because of “hair pollution”? Wow, that’s bad. I guess Kerry could fly his personal, $1000-a-haircut stylist over to Harlem, maybe that would help.

Bias, What Bias?

So I was in my vehicle tonight and tuned to a station where I was expecting to hear a talk show, but instead, I was assaulted with the last few seconds of the Kerry speech at the convention. All I heard from Kerry was God bless America or something to that effect, and the announcer immediately came on. Just for the record, this was ABC radio coverage. Here’s the first thing out of the announcer’s mouth (not exactly verbatim, but close enough that I’m quoting it):


“We were told the speech would be fifty-five minutes, that was closer to forty-six minutes. He drove through that speech like he was back on the boat in Vietnam.”
Come on. I don’t recall the reporter’s name, but he was soon followed by Sam Donaldson who sounded as elated as I’ve ever heard him. I think it’s about time ABC took the lead from the NY Times and just admitted their liberal bias. Sheesh.

The Ecosystem Is Down

Seeing this error:


Warning: mysql_connect(): Can’t connect to local MySQL server through socket ‘/var/tmp/mysql.sock’ (11) in /home/nzbear/public_html/showdetails.php on line 145
Could not connect MySQL

I pulled the ecosystem code off my site, it was seriously causing slow page loads.

Hey, That’s Me!

This is an old article, but I just found it so I thought I’d share it. On the issue of South Park Republicans:


South Park Republicans are true Republicans, though they do not look or act like Pat Robertson. They believe in liberty, not conformity. They can enjoy watching The Sopranos even if they are New Jersey Italians. They can appreciate the tight abs of Britney Spears or Brad Pitt without worrying about the nation’s decaying moral fiber. They strongly believe in liberty, personal responsibility, limited government, and free markets. However, they do not live by the edicts of political correctness.

 



Hat Tip: Jersey GOP

How To Get To The Top Of The Ecosystem

1. Start up a blog.
2. Put up four posts your first month.
3. Make http://blogspot.com and http://xanga.com your alternate links.


Whammo, you just passed Instapundit!


John Kerry, The Deer Hunter

This story is hilarious. Here’s an excerpt:


He was in Wisconsin the other day, pretending to be a regular guy, and was asked what kind of hunting he preferred. “I’d have to say deer,” said the senator. “I go out with my trusty 12-gauge double-barrel, crawl around on my stomach… That’s hunting.”


This caused huge hilarity among my New Hampshire neighbours. None of us has ever heard of anybody deer hunting by crawling around on his stomach, even in Massachusetts. The trick is to blend in with the woods and, given that John Kerry already looks like a forlorn tree in late fall, it’s hard to see why he’d give up his natural advantage in order to hunt horizontally.


 

GOP Documentary On Kerry

The Republican Party have put together an 11-minute video documenting Kerry’s changing policy on Iraq. You can see it here.

Ted Koppel Is Much Smarter Than Michael Moore

I’ve been looking for a transcript of Michael Moore’s interview with Ted Koppel, but I haven’t been able to find one. If anyone knows where to find it, please let me know. However, a friend of mine sent me a paraphrased excerpt that he recalls from watching it:


It was an interview done in an informal setting — looked to be seats at the convention center.

MM says something about Kerry pulling troops out of Iraq ASAP. TK informs him that Kerry’s position is to increase the number of troops there ASAP.

At some point MM says it all boils down to “Bush lied.” TK points out Bush had flawed information, MM offers some rejoinder, then TK says if Bush lied then so did the Brits, the Germans, France and Russia.

MM offers some platitude about Kerry being able to “Internationalize” the situation in Iraq. TK says that sounds nice, but while Kerry may be able to speak French, and might be able to wrangle a dinner invitation, they’re not sending troops. TK then goes on to say the Germans are not coming either, in fact, no armies are.

MM then says the only alternative is to pull our troops out. TK interjects to ask him if he seriously means that. MM says yes, what other alternative is there? TK says we could stay the course until the situation gets better.

MM then starts in with “you can’t deliver democracy at the point of a gun.” To illustrate his point, he brings up the American Revolution and Washington and other leaders of the day. He then asks, “What if the French had intervened?” TK interrupts to ask, “You do know they helped, don’t you?”


Michael Moore doesn’t even know that the French helped us during the Revolutionary War? Anyone who’s seen Schoolhouse Rock knows that. And people are actually believing F9/11 as literal fact? From someone that clueless? Unbelievable.