Official 2004 Democratic National Convention Program

Got this off today’s Nuze:

6:00pm- Opening flag burning ceremony. 
6:30pm- Anti-war rally no. 1. 
6:40pm- Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 
7:00pm- Tribute theme to France. 
7:10pm- Collect offerings for al-Zawahri and al-Sadr defense fund. 
7:20pm- Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 
7:25pm- Tribute theme to Spain. 
7:45pm- Anti-war rally no. 2. (Moderated by Michael Moore) 
8:00pm- John Kerry presents one side of the issues 
8:25pm- Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 
8:30pm- Terrorist appeasement workshop. 
9:00pm- Gay marriage ceremony. 
9:30pm- * Intermission * (Refreshments hosted by Ted Kennedy) 
10:00pm- Flag stomping and defacing ceremony 
10:15pm- Re-enactment of Kerry’s fake medal toss. 
10:30pm- Cameo by Dean ‘Yeeearrrrrrrg!’ 
10:40pm- Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 
10:50pm- Pledge of allegiance to the UN. 
11:00pm- Double gay marriage ceremony. 
11:15pm- Maximizing Welfare workshop. 
11:20pm- John Kerry presents the other side of the issues 
11:30pm- ‘Free Saddam’ pep rally. 
11:59pm- Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 
12:00am – Nomination of Democrat candidate.