A few weeks ago, a sixteen year-old Palestinian boy tried walking through an Israeli checkpoint with a bomb strapped to his chest. Hussam Abdo, according to an interview with his mother, isn’t very bright. She says he has the intellect of a twelve year-old. She said he wanted to be a hero and was promised the seventy-two virgins that suicide bombers are entitled to, and that sexual activty would then ensue.
Man, what could be better for an sixteen year-old than seventy-two virgins? Well, maybe they could throw in a porn star that could give the others some pointers, but that’s beside the point. Everyone know how teenage hormones can be, can you blame the guy?
Speaking of seventy-two virgins, someone should have told Bill Clinton back in the nineties that if he could capture Bin Laden that he would get seventy-two virgins. That would have been the end of that.
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